Dr. Buzzkill

it's so deranged how rich business owners have demanded for decades that they be called "job creators" despite the fact that every single person i know has experienced a rich guy buying out an existing business and firing everyone and usually completely bankrupting it before cashing out and leaving

I give people a day or so to acknowledge my reply then they are dead to me.

The Walking Dead

We didn’t go far enough when we abolished slavery.

We should have abolished state slavery and for-profit prisons.

School vouchers are a scam to send taxpayer money to private religious schools. Vouchers are also a violation of church and state.

I'm offended by their weak photoshop skills.

"Former?" Meh. Any current-serving politicians changing parties? Speaking out?

The US is gonna sweep every podium because the world is gonna stay home.

I can think of no greater incentive to assault ICE agents than the slim chance that it might be Dean Cain.

I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far

Tim Cook kissing the orange ring was a disgusting display. Right now I'm glad I don't use Apple products.

I’m not upset if someone on SNAP wants to buy chips.

There are very wealthy people in this country who profit off Americans who have cancer.

That does upset me.

How come all right wing propaganda looks like gay porn?

“We take vaccines so for granted in the United States” ...“Women in the developing world know the power of [vaccines]. They will walk 10 kilometers in the heat with their child and line up to get a vaccine because they have seen death.”

Melinda Gates

This reminds me, why doesn't the prez ever shitpost about Noel?

No notes.

Great work, John Roberts. You’ve played a key role in wrecking our beloved country.

I assume every Democratic politician is, in fact, unapologetically fighting for their values.

Before people decide to take the word of RFK Jr. about childhood vaccines they need to take a stroll around a pre-1950’s cemetery and look at those family plots with children’s gravestones.

Fuck them.

He should do it anyway, because [gestures Ohioly].

LFG.

"I need ChatGPT to brainstorm" dear human person the whole point of brainstorming is to find new ways or angles when approaching a problem, the "let's regurgitate the complete stolen corpus of human achievement"-machine doesn't help you brainstorm - it stops you from brainstorming.

Yes! I love it!

❤️

Stick a pencil in your messy bun!

The network goes down for an hour and a company spends thousands of dollars paying employees to sit around and wait.

Ohio is already gerrymandered to hell, giving us Jim Jordan, obsessing over children's genitals, and ignoring the will of the voters on weed and abortion access. Cali should do it now if they're all they're waiting for is a red state to do it first.

As a kid, they made me say the words "with liberty and justice for all" every day at 8AM. Now I'm "woke" and "unAmerican" because I want liberty and justice for all.

Y'all know they're never going to release anything from the Epstein files that would actually implicate any powerful people. They'll just take that out, redact it, or make some bullshit up.

What we NEED is a whistleblower to release ALL OF IT.