February's Warlock

I believe the implication is that something can be done with the sandwich in order to resurrect the plaque-mounted fish

Gimme back that Filet-O-Fish Gimme that fish (Hoo!) Gimme back that Filet-O-Fish Gimme that fish What if it were you Hanging up on this wall? If it were you in that sandwich You wouldn't be laughing at all! So gimme back that Filet-O-Fish Gimme that fish (Hoo!) Gimme back that Filet-O-Fish Gimme that fish (Hoo!)

Genius Annotation: This is talking about the the the fish going on the sandwich

the secrets of the 2009 McDonald's "Gimme Back That Filet-O-Fish" song... REVEALED

as a lifelong crossword puzzle enthusiast, I would like to never again see APOP as an answer for "Each" (or whatever), not because it's wrong but because I've only known unpleasant people who use the phrase "a pop" in that way (e.g. "five bucks a pop")

but on the other hand, two vowels and two Ps

I'm doing you a favor by not transcribing this

ah yes, nothing like sharing a "Positive Attitude Quotes" post to deliver a passive-aggressive slap addressed to "occupant"

•.•.• I AM THE ROLLMASTR •.•.•

those who waste restroom supplies shall inevitably answer to THE ROLLMASTR

it doesn't really matter who you are or how much I like your work: if you go by a mononym, a piece of me is always going to think you're extremely vain and/or corny

the THING from 40,000 A.D.

oh no!

Octo-Mull says Our Boffo Spring Menu Is Here.

also found on eBay: an eight-armed Martin Mull promoting TGI Friday's boffo spring menu

a list of the Delicious Drinks and Desserts TGI Friday's was offering to kidz in 1987

a list of the Delicious Drinks and Desserts TGI Friday's was offering to kidz in 1987

These are from a 1987 TGI Friday's children's menu. The Mister P-Nutt was my absolute favorite thing on the menu, and I'm glad I was able to find a menu on eBay because that spelling is non-conventional as hell.

The Peppermint Panther was terrific, too. I've got to find recipes someday.

no thanks, I hate saving hundreds of dollars and earning valuable rewards points on designer fragrances

from The Annotated Monday Night Raw, v. 1:

"The bad guy[1] wants ALL the gold[2]."

[1] Razor Ramon, known for his "bad attitude" modeled on the idea of a Cuban street thug

[2] wrestling championship belts, traditionally said (kayfabe[3]) to be made from several pounds of solid gold

[3] pretend

"chili dogs (hot dogs with chili and cheese)"

Moon Knight loves to modem

people are asking a lot of questions about my The Golden Bachelor tramp stamp that are answered by my The Golden Bachelor tramp stamp

texaguelphia

a sweatshirt that reads I SURVIVED CHINA featuring a bunch of cartoon people riding bikes, crammed into a van, swarming the Great Wall, etc

You ever just remember, out of nowhere, an article of clothing you saw some kid wearing in early elementary school?

MOM: Monster masy by boring korloff MOM: Mash

happy halloween

"Hi I'm hot_legs_and_ass. Please come back soon and visit me."

What's it like inside your head?

The Lost Telecourse Collection, just to name one, is a treasure trove. archive.org/details/lost...

positive side effects of depression: werewolf powers

SO

TRUE

@mikiberenyi.bsky.social thank you so much for your Chicago show. I met you afterwards, but I was starstruck and babbling. You were so patient and sweet, despite being sick. Getting to see you perform and meet you meant the world to me. I hope you're feeling much better!

what the archive has freed let no man fence in

I *loved* this album.

I would have sworn that "Gutzon Borglum" was one of those early 60s DC alien names but nope, I accidentally learned something from a Justice League of America comic

YouTube video by TripleZeroFilms The Complete Friday the 13th NES Information and Strategy Guide Released!

F13 for the NES is actually good! Hard and ambitious, but good. If you legit want to get into it, don't miss this incredible fan-made guide to the game (PDF link in the description): www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAef...

you have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one past Adventure Jones

Me: *hits a guy in the nuts*
Wrestling Announcer: and this is why this man is a BRILLIANT TACTICIAN