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@amandaesque.bsky.social

I enjoy filling out forms because it feels like taking a test where I know all the answers. MSP, she/her. Former 18F content strategist. Practitioner of bureaucromancy.

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In a list of the Office of Personnel
Management director's priorities for the federal workforce, technology is "number one, two and three."

"We have a real, acute shortage of people who have what I would call very cutting-edge, modern tech skills," said Scott Kupor, director of the government's personnel agency.

In a list of the Office of Personnel Management director's priorities for the federal workforce, technology is "number one, two and three." "We have a real, acute shortage of people who have what I would call very cutting-edge, modern tech skills," said Scott Kupor, director of the government's personnel agency.

A man dressed in a hot dog suit, saying “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.”

A man dressed in a hot dog suit, saying “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.”

www.nextgov.com/people/2025/...

08.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 40    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 1
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My response now any time someone brings up AI:

08.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i cannot resist a pavilion jeff you know that

07.10.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you have any clarification on the difference between the instructions on the website (which lists word count) and the submission form (which lists character count)? 1000 characters vs 1000 words is a big difference in writing! Thanks.

07.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

07.10.2025 14:23 — 👍 7557    🔁 2732    💬 62    📌 154
A screenshot of a weather page, showing the current temp at 46ºF, the high of 62ºF, sunny, no wind, and that today's temperature is forecast to be MUCH COOLER than yesterday.

A screenshot of a weather page, showing the current temp at 46ºF, the high of 62ºF, sunny, no wind, and that today's temperature is forecast to be MUCH COOLER than yesterday.

HELLO SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE WEATHER FOR WHICH I HAVE PINED.

06.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

01.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 8250    🔁 1694    💬 134    📌 78

It makes my head explode that they seem to expect any adherence to norms at all. “We can’t expect them to follow the rules if we don’t follow them too” kind of nonsense when… look around?!? Not only are they breaking the rules, but nobody is stopping them and often even giving it the ok.

02.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a ton of love for Airtable templates, but AAARGH NOT LIKE THIS

02.10.2025 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIGHT!??!? If I want your help and ideas, believe me I will ask!!

02.10.2025 14:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After I entered nonsense data, it let me move forward to a place with an X button and a "Start from blank database."

HOWEVER, that blank database was loaded with over half the browser window being the Omni helper bot again, then a succession of seven MORE pop-ups and overlays I had to close.

02.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Screenshot reading "I'm Omni, your Airtable cobuilder. Together, we'll create powerful tools to streamline your workflow. I can also help you get insights from your data, research the web, and automate your work in new ways. To get you going quickly, I'll suggest a few ideas based on your business and role.

Bold text reads "First, where do you work?" with an input box labled "Company Name."

There are no opt-out, do later, or no thank you cancelation options.

Screenshot reading "I'm Omni, your Airtable cobuilder. Together, we'll create powerful tools to streamline your workflow. I can also help you get insights from your data, research the web, and automate your work in new ways. To get you going quickly, I'll suggest a few ideas based on your business and role. Bold text reads "First, where do you work?" with an input box labled "Company Name." There are no opt-out, do later, or no thank you cancelation options.

I don't NEED a co-builder and you don't NEED details of my client's business! This is not helpful, let me opt out, holy crap.

02.10.2025 13:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Signed up for an Airtable account via a contracting email address so clients can have access, and the AI start-up bot is MANDATORY. I cannot figure out a way to say no thank you, to not tell it more things, to opt out and not let it to "help" me "get started."

02.10.2025 13:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

IT IS WEDNESDAY. #awoo

01.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

talking about how the government does nothing feeds into a very intentional cycle where republicans disinvest and degrade the public good to spur distrust in government

they use that ill will to further privatize and dismantle public services

and it always seems to work!

01.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 73    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

8. According to a mega-hit released in 2007 by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain, what did Shawty get?

A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT & SHE NEEDS CASH NOW

#LL106 #bestwronganswers

27.09.2025 16:03 — 👍 68    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 0

“Here’s a cool story about cholera,” I just chirped at my kid. I am very fun at parties, and know how to engage children in learning.

30.09.2025 01:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please don't call it that

24.09.2025 23:55 — 👍 4302    🔁 1048    💬 44    📌 21

The commitment I'm looking for has to include commitment to a bit.

25.09.2025 18:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bet she's plotting a way to get at this one as we speak.

25.09.2025 18:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wired has been telling the stories of DOGE's destruction and abuse since the early days. Grateful to see voices from TTS and GSA here especially – miss y'all.

25.09.2025 13:10 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I am rarely more of a "We live in a SOCIETY!" bitch than during the school drop-off line. Someone parks their car in the drop-and-go lane instead of the parking spots open RIGHT THERE and it's hair on fire seething.

25.09.2025 12:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whong’s Law: Every government agency, everywhere is working on a “new system”; It will solve *all* of their data problems and will be ready to use in 18-24 months.

30.04.2025 21:55 — 👍 81    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 3
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a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying that 's . ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying that 's .

The gif that just won’t quit

25.09.2025 01:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lakewood is one of my favorite favorite places, and I've got a similar goal. My wedding ceremony was there and though the marriage didn't last I'm so thrilled to have had the opportunity to introduce more people to that jewel of a chapel.

24.09.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Knox, I appreciate you!

24.09.2025 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A panel from Eiichiro Oda's ONE PIECE of Nico Robin saying "I find it embarrassing as a human being."

A panel from Eiichiro Oda's ONE PIECE of Nico Robin saying "I find it embarrassing as a human being."

Me waking up every day and reading the news.

23.09.2025 18:04 — 👍 110    🔁 31    💬 0    📌 0

@twolemonades.com ATTN

23.09.2025 02:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My fourth grader gets 100 subtraction problems on a worksheet every night to do as quickly as he can.

just in case you were wondering if the “freaking out at the kitchen table over rote math practice” experience had gone away since you were young. 🫠

22.09.2025 23:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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