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Seeing all the shittalk about bsky reminded me this place exists again. Hi people

My favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote--"you are what you pretend to be"--comes from Mother Night, a novel about an American spy who pretends to be a Nazi propagandist only to realize later in life he was just being a Nazi propagandist

i keep reading posts from people getting laid off in genuinely every possible tech industry you can imagine and it's so fucking insane that the thing people have to worry about isn't "can an AI do my job" but "can a very stupid person convince my boss that an AI can do my job"

You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.

You can’t post your way out of fascism

Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them

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Avian flu isn’t just about egg prices - can you spare anything to help my friends protect their birds?

I need to post here more jesus fucking

Black and white photo of a young white woman with curly hair and a round, happy face, posing for studio portrait with a shorthaired grey tiger cat cradled up to the side of her face.

Chums! 1897. photoseed.com/collection/s...

The cover of Dengeki PC Engine magazine. In this Valentines-themed cover, the mascot, a red-eyed sheep girl with a curly white cut, faces the user and shows off her valentine's chocolate; the chocolate is tied with a bow and the bow is sealed with a tiny mascot of her boar boyfriend. The title appears up top (with a lightning bolt as a diacritic). Top left, it reads "1993 February - 550 Yen - First Volume issue 2." Top right, it mentions "Hardware information of Turbo Duo-R - LD-ROM LaserActive - Vegas Winter CES News. Akihabara discount stores guide (With Map). Reader Participation RPG 2: Majuu Senzen Walzer's Emblem." Bottom left, it reads, "Nobunaga's Ambition: Warlord Chronicles - Zero4 Champ II - Angel's Poem - Aim For The Top! 2" Next, the headline article: "Special Appendix: Compendium of Secret Tricks / Complete coverage of games released in '92 - includes games released in '93 / Total 68 Pages!" "Special report on 2 software houses / Hudson & NEC."

Dengeki PC Engine magazine once had a super cute sheep as a mascot. That's it, that's the skeet. (Any transcription errors in the alt-text are mine, and I can't fit the whole cover anyways.) (Source.)

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer -The Onion

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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I like when Harrison Ford gets paid a big stinky paycheck because you know exactly where that money is going: comical amounts of weed and a small plane or helicopter that he will crash in a golf course

met the neighbours horses today they are so sweet i'm gonna kill myself

honestly pretty funny media organizations reported luigi mangiones manfiesto as “chilling text from a disturbed mind” and then it was leaked and the manifesto essentially said “i think the healthcare industry is parasitic”

frog fact!!

MY EQUILIBRIUM... DESTABILIZED... OUUURRRGGGHHH

(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)

The Scroll of Truth meme - an exploitable image series based on a web comic by artist Tate Parker, in which an explorer discovers a scroll that provides various unpleasant or unsettling truths, causing him to angrily toss the parchment away. In this adaption the text reads "I've finally found it... after all these years - THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!: 'efficient public transportation is more important than electric cars'...NYEHHH!" - as the character throws the scroll away on reading the unwanted information

#fossilheads

Did you get the reference? 👀

big day coming up for people who like dinner

My amazing mother adopted an adult cat.

God fuck I can't wait to have an actual computer and not a Surface Pro

cry really hard because it's so cute

the reason liberal DNC superfans post stuff like "elonia" and "dumbfuckistan" is because they are Enormous Bozos

I’m starting to worry about Kamala Harris’s chances of winning the 2024 election

LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. He’d be even worse
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in

(i have to note this is not an every time thing.)

why does shitting hurt so bad im gonna kms

i know people like dunking on the fact that elon musk absolutely does ketamine, but it just is silly in instances like this when ketamine does NOT make you start frantically and relentlessly doing any activity, that’s another drug lol

the sass leaving my body when my timeline isn't full of vitriol and slurs