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Warhammer boi ๐Ÿ”จ Paint and collect: Admech ๐Ÿค– | Blood Angels๐Ÿฉธ| Eldar ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ| Stormcastโšก๏ธand various other random bits that just occupy my shelf for eternity ๐Ÿ‘Œ Street Fighter 6 JP/Honda cretin ๐Ÿ’ช Shrine to Tia ๐Ÿฑ Balatro fiend ๐Ÿƒ

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Super late to this party, but holy shit, Callisto Protocol is hot garbage wow

21.01.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just some Servitors to shake the rust off my blue admech scheme, onto the rest! ๐Ÿฆพ

#warhammer #warhammer40k #adeptusmechanicus

14.09.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nothing to see here, just a foreign billionaire trying to meddle in another countries politics to install a fascist regime. Usual shit.

13.09.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After alI the propaganda, Charlie Krik was killed by Charlie Kirk.

12.09.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spare a thought for the poor Republicans having to delay their own Kristallnacht until they have their scapegoat fully lined up. They've managed to emulate the Nazi playbook in all but efficiency it seems. Their incompetence might be Americas only hope right now.

12.09.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I finally locked in and painted a friend's Axe of Morkai! Took a good 3 and a bit hours but it was really nice to just hyper focus on a small thing and paint it to a high standard after completing 20 skeletons; where you don't really have that luxury

#warhammer40k #spacewolves #warhammercommunity

20.07.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finally completed my 20 Barrow Guard! ๐Ÿ’€

#warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords

15.07.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Think this is nice as a final scheme; I went for blue instead of red to distinguish them more from my regular Deathrattle skellys, but mainly because I love painting blue ๐ŸคŒ

19 more to go!

#warhammer #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords

21.06.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Quite happy with how these shields are turning out, pretty speedy too; just some stippling followed by contrast paints ๐Ÿ‘Œ

#warhammercommunity #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords

20.06.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot from a Guardian liveblog, written by Julian Borger, posted at 13.47 BST, reading "Benjamin Netanyahu has just left Soroka hospital in Beer Sheva. He toured the site and gave a statement to the press.

According Ynet news, he said: โ€œThe entire people of Israel are paying a price. We are going through a blitz, and we are going through it in an astonishing way.โ€

โ€œThere are personal costs, people have been hurt, families have lost their loved ones. Each of us bears a personal cost, and my family has not been exempt โ€“ this is the second time that my son Avner has cancelled a wedding due to missile threats. It is a personal cost for his fiancee as well, and I must say that my dear wife is a hero, and she bears a personal cost.โ€"

A screenshot from a Guardian liveblog, written by Julian Borger, posted at 13.47 BST, reading "Benjamin Netanyahu has just left Soroka hospital in Beer Sheva. He toured the site and gave a statement to the press. According Ynet news, he said: โ€œThe entire people of Israel are paying a price. We are going through a blitz, and we are going through it in an astonishing way.โ€ โ€œThere are personal costs, people have been hurt, families have lost their loved ones. Each of us bears a personal cost, and my family has not been exempt โ€“ this is the second time that my son Avner has cancelled a wedding due to missile threats. It is a personal cost for his fiancee as well, and I must say that my dear wife is a hero, and she bears a personal cost.โ€"

'People are dead but my son had to postpone his wedding and who is to say which is the greater tragedy?' The man is a fucking sociopath!
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

19.06.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Someone decipher my cat pls

17.06.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

America is cooked

14.06.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm trying to enjoy Alien: Covenant but my god these people are so fucking stupid. All of this could have been avoided if they just wore a helmet on this ALIEN planet instead of huffing ALIEN spores from this ALIEN fungus, jesus christ.

14.06.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy fuck, what year are we in? The hell are '"ego shooting" video games'?

12.06.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Never forget what they took from us

11.06.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Predator: Killer of Killers is a lot of fun. They've finally understood it's an easily repeatable but solid concept; just have a Predator fight warriors from different historical periods, then sprinkle in some lore and background on the Predators themselves. Good times. Gimme more pls ๐Ÿ‘Œ

11.06.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using your 'oh, and one more thing' to announce the next Call of Duty is actual anti-hype. Like, it actually looked kinda interesting until he turned into gun man and the title appeared.

08.06.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Noooooo, take more ket, crash out, get messy, I was enjoying this! ๐Ÿ˜ซ

06.06.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate the little paint nipple you need to peel off every time as well

05.06.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love my cat just kinda faceplants when she sleeps, like she's had a really rough day of doing fuck all and is wiped out

05.06.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadly, shareholders must be soothed by high profits, and I do agree their prices don't need to be as high as they are. I never buy direct from GW, always 3rd party. My original point was just that they there's more to making minis than material. 100% print your own minis and support other companies!

04.06.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are definitely still really high, I won't contest that, number must go up for shareholders though RIP

04.06.2025 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just to add to this, I'm not simping for GW or anything, I just think people need to remember GW are a massive company with shareholders and all the unfortunate trappings that come along with keeping those people happy, so these prices are inevitable on top of standard operating costs.

04.06.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For sure you're still paying artists at other companies or individuals for their sculpts. It's more the scale that's different. Other miniature companies don't have 500+ brick and mortar stores worldwide to keep the lights on for. So it's not exactly the logo you pay, its everything behind the logo

04.06.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've always hated the 'it costs pennies to produce' part of their reasoning. You're not paying for the raw material. You're also paying for the artists, the sculptors, the mould, the distribution, the writers etc.
It's willful ignorance or idiocy on their part to ignore what goes into making a mini

04.06.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She knows what you did...

31.05.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the wettest that water has ever been

30.05.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
25.05.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bit different to usual Warhammer stuff, but I painted up this sculpt for a friend's 40th bday present. First time working with larger scale. Dredds steely gaze saw me through the process though, very happy with how he turned out ๐Ÿ’ช

#miniaturepainting

25.05.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI this.
AI that.
A I'm sick of this shit.

23.05.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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