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@scissortree.bsky.social

they/them β€’ queerdo πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ creative trash goblin β€’ AuDHD

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A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a wood frog stands on a pink background. The text says: "Feeling unlucky in love? Did you know that male Wood Frogs have difficulty perceiving members of their species? Here are some things they’ve been documented trying to mate with." "Spotted Salamander." The wood frog looks at a large yellow-spotted salamander, with a heart over the frog's head. "Cattail." The frog looks amorously at a large cattail flower or "sausage." "Green frog." The wood frog looks at a large confused-looking green frog. "Dead fish." The wood frog stares at a large dead fish. "Live fish." The wood frog looks amorously at a large trout. "Pine cone." The wood frog looks at a large pine cone. The final text says: "Sorry, there's no moral here. I just thought you'd enjoy this fact about frogs."

A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a wood frog stands on a pink background. The text says: "Feeling unlucky in love? Did you know that male Wood Frogs have difficulty perceiving members of their species? Here are some things they’ve been documented trying to mate with." "Spotted Salamander." The wood frog looks at a large yellow-spotted salamander, with a heart over the frog's head. "Cattail." The frog looks amorously at a large cattail flower or "sausage." "Green frog." The wood frog looks at a large confused-looking green frog. "Dead fish." The wood frog stares at a large dead fish. "Live fish." The wood frog looks amorously at a large trout. "Pine cone." The wood frog looks at a large pine cone. The final text says: "Sorry, there's no moral here. I just thought you'd enjoy this fact about frogs."

While I work on this year's valentine, here's last year's.

04.02.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7150    πŸ” 1308    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 72

In my next life I want to come back as one of those sea lions that bullies tourists off poolside chaise lounges. I think I’d be really good at that.

04.02.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 557    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4
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04.02.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a person, Roxy, smiling, leaning their head on their hand. In front of them is a grid map, a bag of pens, notepads and dice.

Photo of a person, Roxy, smiling, leaning their head on their hand. In front of them is a grid map, a bag of pens, notepads and dice.

Babie’s first D’n’D game.
captured by @keegannz.bsky.social

31.01.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a fluffy tabby cat meowing sitting in front of a wooden open garden gate. In the background is green grass and a little blue kiddy pool under an apple tree.

Photo of a fluffy tabby cat meowing sitting in front of a wooden open garden gate. In the background is green grass and a little blue kiddy pool under an apple tree.

Mr Mingus was not amused by our impulse kiddy pool purchase. As a human 10/10 recommend having a lil splash.
@keegannz.bsky.social

29.01.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A business card sized piece of paper looks like an iPhone. It looks like the screen where someone is calling. A horseshoe crab is on the line for you. 

This is stuck in a street pole

A business card sized piece of paper looks like an iPhone. It looks like the screen where someone is calling. A horseshoe crab is on the line for you. This is stuck in a street pole

Helloooo? Horseshoe crab is that you?

28.01.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 24
photo of a tabby cat smushing its face into a pillow on a person’s chest. the person is holding a nintendo switch

photo of a tabby cat smushing its face into a pillow on a person’s chest. the person is holding a nintendo switch

when the PMDD is hitting hard, but at least you have a cat napping on you

24.01.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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