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A screenshot of Mary Bonnet in S1E10. She is shot from above and is lying smack in the middle of a double bed as if she owns the damn thing, which she in fact does. Bright rays of sunlight illuminate the creamy sheets and golden brocade coverlet as well as the opportunities now present in her sudden yet long overdue widowhood. She reaches both arms above her head in a morning stretch. Her eyes are closed and she smiles serenely. She is absolutely not thinking about Stede Bonnet.

ngl, I miss Mary Allamby Bonnet every single day
#ofmd

A digital painting of a scene from season 2 episode 6 of Our Flag Means Death. Stede and Ed face each other in purple-pink glowing light lit from behind by indistinct colored lanterns.

Newest art. Because we need to turn poison into positivity. And these guys make me happy. (They should have danced. We should have gotten to see them dance.) 💔🧡💜 #OFMD

YOUR FIGHT IS MY FIGHT! 🦄🏴‍☠️ #SaveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #RenewOFMD #ForRhysie

Izzy Hands standing in a rowboat. The camera is aimed down at him as he looks up over the rail of the ship. He has an angry, snarly expression and is gesticulating with his black-gloved hand. He's wearing black leather pants, a black leather waistcoat, a black shirt, black tie, etc., you know the drill. He is about to be bonked on the head with a sandwich. Social media text pasted over the image reads "I see no reason why I can't be both the love interest and the antagonist."

#ofmd

AI is the new NFT

A screenshot from Twitter “If anyone wants to pick us up for S3, I'm sure we could get the band back together”

👀🏴‍☠️💕🌈🦄 #ofmd

i love that in the simple decision of not wanting to edit Queen Anne next to The Revenge, they essentially made Gentlebeard u-haul lesbians

Rhys Darby as Steve Rutherford in Wrecked. He is shot at a Dutch angle as he stands with his back pressed against a white stucco wall. He wears the remains of a cruise ship captain's dress white uniform, which is now just a pair of grubby white trousers and belt and a once-white sleeveless tank top that is doing nothing at all to disguise the fact that he's been doing some significant upper body work at the gym lately. He's rocking the mustache that forever altered my preferences on men's facial hair, and his hair is swept back in a coif that is rather stylish considering his circumstances. He is a bit sunburnt and sweaty and covered in just enough smudges of dirt to look adventurous instead of untidy. He is looking off to one side with an expression of concern, exhaustion, and imminent adrenaline crash and seems quite unaware that this is the hottest photo that will ever be taken of him.

Thinking today about the show Wrecked, which has many merits

Post a meme made by you

I fear I will never beat this one for sheer inappropriateness of timing: I posted it just hours after the S2 finale aired.
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It’s on Amazon 😄

That suit made me have thoughts as well

An online retail photo of a black tshirt. The design on front is a cartoony drawing of a bright pink and yellow moth with the text “Just a Girl Who Loves Rosy Maple Moths.”

Stede Bonnet

advincha fit stede bonnet looking smiley and giddy because he got the rock back from jim and didn't want to give it to them anyways (our flag means death s1e7)

stede bonnet in his shiny fancy cursed red suit that he thinks jim is jealous of (our flag means death s2e5)

stede with his new favorite thing he doesn't want to give to jim

Poking around a little and felt like you needed to see Stede getting to hear he’s a cool pirate

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image of vintage postcard with a black cat walking upright carrying a red bag and umbrella with text reading "i dont know where im going but im gay"

Our Flag Means Death (2022)

Bold of you to assume I don't already do this on a regular basis

Top of the list at present:
S1E4 - Discomfort in a Married State
S1E1 - Pilot
S2E6 - Calypso's Birthday

Joel Fry dressed as Frenchie in the Calypso's Birthday episode. He wears a colorful brocade vest and a crown of purply-pink flowers. More flowers and hand-sewn decorative flags are in the background. He is looking directly into the camera with a blank, unamused expression.

My face when I remember that Ra Vincent built a whole-ass secret staircase underneath the bed in Stede's cabin and we never got to see it at all

My Stede cosplay from ECCC 2022. I am wearing a pink velvet breakup robe, a white shirt with ruffled sleeves, purple breeches, white stockings, and black shoes with large white satin bows. My blonde curly wig is pretty mid, but hey, someone spent half their budget on pink velvet fabric. I am wearing Ed's red silk as a hair ornament. I am holding a very excellent reproduction of the plant from the fishing boat raid: a rather rangey-looking faux fern in a weathered copper cup.

Thank you! It was literally my favorite part of my Stede cosplay!

I'm very fond of this OFMD altar I made at 2 am one night in the corner of my dining room in response to a full moon manifesting prompt.

I will also be eternally grateful to this insane (/pos) show for inspiring me to finally get off my ass and write something:

archiveofourown.org/works/60552094

📌

These are all near my desk in my home office and I will never tire of looking at them. 💜

Snake snacks standee by @feriowind.bsky.social

The iconic Soft Here Too print by Cache (@obiewolf)
www.inprnt.com/gallery/cach...

The Chain foot touch print by Ashokanspring
www.etsy.com/listing/1195...

just in case the thing that tempted you about the auction was swords. let me tell you about the swords and how you can get replicas of the main ones in the show pretty easily.

Before you spend money on that auction, please know that those are only props and costumes. They hold no magic.

The coolest things are the things you made around the show.

I’m ambivalent about auctions around Our Flag that don’t benefit an independent artist or larger cause.

Not even Stede is stupid enough to walk through the Republic of Pirates in white shoes

you ever just stare at your crush’s soaking wet tits while you hotbox his cabin

The artist takes full responsibility for this nonsense. Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing a long leather coat, holding a gun, and doing his mascara with the other hand. He's sitting on the headless unicorn figurehead in the rain. The words "fit check in my kraken era" are in bright pink at the bottom of the image. This nonsense is a nod to KPop Demon Hunters.

hair, guns, cake, mascara

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

The OFMD fandom outlasted their entire fucking empire when you come to think of it

went through and saved basically everything that'd be a good ref, dumped them into a gdrive folder, labeled them, bon apetit

drive.google.com/drive/folder...

ed was so ungrateful i wish i had a small freak acting as my executive function and letting me choke him

A close up of Stede’s hand drawn map from S2E2 with a drawing of Ed, underneath which is written ‘forever in my heart’, and ‘Cuba, dear Ed?’

I’M FINE, I’M SO FINE (I’m not fine). Been trying to get a closer view of this for two years and 😭 Forever in my ❤️?? Cuba, dear Ed? Kill meeee.