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Why are you like this

I’ve seen a turd in a hot tub that was liked more

This time yesterday I was so pissed I had to work during the game. Now I’m so glad I didn’t have to deal with the emotions. What a great team, Disney writers dropped the ball

And you get to watch Mad Max as well! I keep thinking he’s going to bite into the baseball like an apple

eVeRyThInGs CoMpUtEr!

Yeah chai choco rips hard

Girl sign me up I’ll make sure dinners on the table every night

His name is John Mulaney, show some respect

Restaurants bring back menus then y’all get shitty when there’s no wifi.

Guys I put up serious numbers on threads but here I feel like I can’t get traction without basic nudity, and i remember Toobin so I guess I’m mired in bluesky obscurity

Red Dead Redemption 2, just go hunting and fishing

Hey aren’t you the guy that broke both his ankles running down the wall of his stairs that one time

Melania comes running out with a fistful of cash like she just heard the Ice Cream truck

I’m embarrassed at how confused I was at first… Wu Tang is supposed to be for the children

YouTube video by American Redact Bill Burr Just Buried Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro is what happens when a Jay Baruchel doesn’t eat vegetables or read a book

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Nevermind that, the amount of people that can’t conceive how much ice is in their cocktail and then get pissy about it.
A bird has better understanding of fluid dynamics than like 10% of drinkers

I don’t know it for sure but it would not surprise me in the slightest if “president” tr*mp just straight up gave Alaska to Russia

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen on Bluesky

This is great. Have you done one for the Toronto Maple Leafs? They’re like the Manchester United of hockey - minus all the trophies. I love them and everyone else hates them.

Hi from my iced coffee and my view

When they pointed to the character I hoped someone would PICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUP

Head to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this all to blow over

I’ve read The Hike and it feels like there’s some hidden meaning here

Is the president on this app?

You just got a shoutout on The Daily Zeitgeist so expect more interaction

The Mover’s Paradox: I have looked at everything I own on this earth in the last three days and I cannot locate the aperitif thing I need. It has to be here; and yet, it is nowhere

There is a way to combine both of these ideas under the concept of “actions have consequences”

I have some spare time, anyone got someone I can beef with while they’re at work? This is a pro bono case

My friend asked if I wanted a frozen banana. I said “No… but I’ll want a regular banana later, so… yes.”