Timmmmmmmm

The best advertisement was always “if you had any brains, you’d protect them.”

I met him in person when I was a kid and I LOST MY SHIT

Oh hi here’s a dumpy cassoulet that tastes better than it looks. Would make it again. 10/10.

If you were a real fan you’d know that version is CHARLIE and the Chocolate Factory

Nobel prize for Mrs. Obama, former girlfriend and now wife of the founder of Antifa

Well, well, well. Look at what exists all of a sudden.

Leave her on read

There was a place I used to go to by my old house-lavazza coffee, an old machine shop sink and a classic jukebox w/vintage decor. Bread bought from the old Italian coal fired bakeries, deli salumi, run by Rockabilly Jim. I was the only person routinely coming in for panini, and that was sad.

See you in six hours, cassoulet.

A large platter of meat for a cassoulet, chunks of polish sausage, two duck legs confit, pork rib meat, salt pork, chopped simmered pigs ears, boned and chopped trotters, heaped in a towering pile.

If all this isn’t going in your beans, what are we even doing here?

Sometime in the past, English football teams all decided their fight songs would be something like Roxette’s Joyride.

Experts will say it is doctored.

It’s very close, but yes, moose are that big.

Haven’t any of us seen To Wong Foo (in the last thirty years)?

Michigan Avenue right now.

Any more frequently and you’d need to see a doctor.

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You already met your quota

Love the Stoughton Opera House.

Pregnant Rabble Rousers invading our country’s emergency rooms? To do US harm? Maybe Mrs Big Plastic Head has seen instances of this, but I think I story of Pregnant Rabble Rousers would have made more national news. Maybe they’re coming with their MS13 husbands. To your city!

No, but like for fun.

@tlachtga.bsky.social is there Karaoke but for hymns?

The one year engagement anniversary gift is a 25 foot tall inflatable Michael Myers lawn ornament

Dr Betrothed is not satisfied with any old regulation sized bone man.

Better than Jim Bakker labeling apocalypse slop potato soup into his sinful maw?

As legal precedent re: sandwich throwing against fascism has been set, a cautionary note to new visitors to our town. Watch out for the giardinera to the eyes. Stings worse than tear gas.

Too soon.

He had to block. He’s afraid of what witchcraft a Jezebel would do to his sinful penis.

I don’t punch dads so much anymore and I don’t want a reason to start.

Oooh Ella wishes you a swingin Christmas is an all timer

I’m just glad you had disgusting feminist whore to back you up.