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@asleep2000.bsky.social

Philadelphia Pinball Champ '76

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Latest posts by asleep2000.bsky.social on Bluesky

phone tried to autocorrect nice to mid in a text that was supposed to say It was nice talking to you

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not until you follow back, Jerry. tit for tat.

27.12.2025 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i read this as 'angry beavers' and was prepared to give a dissertation on how they do not fully live underground. then i realized my mistake and sighed

24.12.2025 05:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

airing of your fireworks grievances

24.12.2025 05:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Low - Just Like Christmas (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Low Low - Just Like Christmas (Official Visualizer)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDhh...

24.12.2025 04:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Senses On Fire
YouTube video by Mercury Rev - Topic Senses On Fire

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYBX...

02.12.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

quite a movie to watch with mom lol

29.11.2025 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂😍👏🎬

29.11.2025 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a boy wearing a fur hat and a leather jacket ALT: a boy wearing a fur hat and a leather jacket
29.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@saltymactavish.bsky.social i just power scrolled your feed to see the canned cranberry sauce being slid upon a fiestaware plate, only to be disapointed. good day sir!

29.11.2025 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i was a regular 'back in the day'

19.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ye Olde Haunt

18.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Aussies sure do love their pavlovas

17.11.2025 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Does This Hurt?
YouTube video by The Boo Radleys - Topic Does This Hurt?

i've thought long and hard about this but it's official-- this is one of the top 5 best shoegaze songs ever. EVER. thankyouandgoodnight

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ebf...

12.11.2025 01:52 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

you're a fine girl

11.11.2025 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

despite their extraordinary core strength, surfers get lonely too

11.11.2025 17:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

just got jump scared with the word "Swoletariat"

07.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry I've been like this for the past thirteen years I was dehydrated

07.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 365    🔁 58    💬 2    📌 0
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 29834    🔁 7853    💬 874    📌 508

Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real

27.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 1055    🔁 195    💬 37    📌 14

do i need to tell my shrink about this!?

27.10.2025 05:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👏👏

27.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no,i was just scrolling like normal, i think? lol

26.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i spend more than 10 minutes here and i see a penis. i thought this was a twitter upgrade! 🫥

26.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*or a groundhog

26.10.2025 04:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit is standing in front of a sign that says `` remember me ? '' . ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a sign that says `` remember me ? '' .

for those from the bad place that i am following that are not following me back, ahem:

26.10.2025 04:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No i am NOT letting you see my aura, you pervert.

26.10.2025 04:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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