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@asleep2000.bsky.social

Philadelphia Pinball Champ '76

36 Followers  |  47 Following  |  25 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.951

Latest posts by asleep2000.bsky.social on Bluesky

always loved this one

15.05.2025 05:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

maybe you just need to listen to more modest mouse about it.

15.05.2025 05:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'sup nerds.

15.05.2025 05:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i've never met a paywall i couldn't shrug and walk away from

25.03.2025 18:23 — 👍 914    🔁 151    💬 12    📌 1

this soft pretzel is sublime. and other things i say #philly

21.03.2025 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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i'd like a good old fashioned rebuking.

15.03.2025 01:57 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Texts Uber driver: "Did you happen to find a small bag of salted pistachios and a Grecian amulet?"

14.03.2025 17:57 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

sorry for the delay, i've been gua sha'ing

14.03.2025 17:50 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

he was the patron saint of bad teef

14.03.2025 07:15 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

this is me to everyone, regardless of age. 😅

14.02.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ugh the end of the world is taking literally forever

14.02.2025 01:35 — 👍 1418    🔁 260    💬 60    📌 9

@slowdrives.bsky.social

13.02.2025 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Bougainvillea Tobacco City · Bougainvillea · Song · 2025

open.spotify.com/track/5TrEeV...

13.02.2025 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤘

11.02.2025 02:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Philly is a special place because, win or lose, something will definitely be set on fire

10.02.2025 03:11 — 👍 4717    🔁 418    💬 71    📌 24
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Las Vegas, '47

10.02.2025 19:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

superbowl commercials are so mid.

10.02.2025 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not on this album, but big fan of the song Platte Clove Road

10.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tom brady is the dumbest looking dude i've ever seen, and that's saying a lot.

10.02.2025 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excited for tomorrow’s Big Game*

*Puppy Bowl

08.02.2025 20:58 — 👍 149    🔁 22    💬 3    📌 0

chickfila too, but mofos never want to stop eating that jesus chicken.

09.02.2025 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, Salty.

09.02.2025 05:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

please start pronouncing doge as douche

08.02.2025 04:32 — 👍 785    🔁 146    💬 61    📌 15
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it's like they were seeing into my soul

09.02.2025 05:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i guess i can just re-use all my twitter jokes over here, you poor saps.

09.02.2025 05:38 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

such a racist twat who can't even remember his lyrics. why doesn't he just give it up.

09.02.2025 05:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bill Callahan Covers Silver Jews' "Trains Across The Sea" In NYC
YouTube video by Scott Lapatine Bill Callahan Covers Silver Jews' "Trains Across The Sea" In NYC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhg1...

09.02.2025 05:32 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

sigh.

09.02.2025 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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