Cantante Cerdo

Describe this…….slowly…..don’t concern yourself with the zipper sound

My part of Georgia is more “uhhhhh I don’t want those scary URBAN types around me” and I’ll let you connect those dots.

We moved here at arm’s length and selected based on school district ratings

Chiming in from Georgia and hooooooo boy they don’t like anything labeled liberal

She’s figuring us out right now

This has HAPPENED

Here’s the thing. I was all in favor of this.

But we gotta rein in back in. Absolutely

The westy IPA isn’t too bad but the hazy is terrible

I enjoy the Athletic stuff I can get, and Hop Water. Nice flavor without any craziness

Any comment calling a “man” like this a jagoff gets an immediate like

Jesus Christ someone should push this dickhead into a locker.

This is going to sung to her a lot, and Rancid’s “Ruby SoHo”

Singer in ROAD HOUSE voice:

The name….is RUBY

She’s an absolute sweetheart. We’re getting her from the foster family in an hour

Gotta fill out some paperwork but this girl is going to be moving in!

I too like to wear a blazer that is two sizes too small.

Jesus Christ who dresses like this?

Fuck it, let’s get weird

I love tinned fish

a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace . ALT: a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace .

/me, getting out of my 6 PM meeting on a Friday

Listen, as your friend, have you considered becoming the female version of Jaws from James Bond?

Boy oh boy, they sure seem hellbent on making Sydney Sweeney at major box office draw and boy oh boy is it not working

LOLOL just guilty as sin

Our GE has been pretty solid but I know that company has had some issues with some of its other appliances being kinda lemons

I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough.

There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.

Appointment set up for first thing Saturday morning to have this lovely lady meet Son of Cerdo and Her Ladyship

JESUS CHRIST

Watching Home Alone 2 with Son of Cerdo, the highlights:

1) THESE PARENTS ARE AWFUL!

2) (sees Donald Trump) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“We’ve never even heard of the Democratic Woke Mind Virus called ‘electronic mail!’”

Man you are such a fucking loser. Imagine thinking this makes you look good

This is insulting to prepubescent boys