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Diarrhea🤔

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse

I wonder who they're likely to give it to, clue is in the note below the headline🤔
Be surprised if they don't, no corruption to see here👍😂

Up at daft o'clock this morning again so challenged myself and pushed my limits.
Silly achievement but glad I did it 😊

I really hope London Mayor Sadiq Khan send Mamdani a public congratulations on his appointment, first Muslim mayor of London to first Muslim mayor of NYC.
Trump would have (another) stroke when he see's that, we all know what he thinks of them🤣🤣🤣👍

Would be nothing to a lot of people, but it big for me😀

The tide is turning, was great news to wake up to.
White House is apparently in full meltdown mode...

Who else is up at this ungodly hour....
At least I've managed to make an achievement by 5am, and it's not getting out of bed☺️

Ladies ever broken and ankle strap, or just can't get it to fit right.
Get rid of them and replace it with laces (or a ribbon) and tie/wrap up leg and ankle instead, better adjustment and a little more pop.
Follow this space for more useless fashion advice😊....

Losing the will to live today....

Head pounding, feel like shit, fed up with everything and sick of life.
Can't get home quickly enough today fed up with everything..

I thought about risking a 20 second post but you'd probably be jealous, shocked or something🤔🤣

I would but....reasons🤷‍♂️🤔😂😬

Had a long and shitty day, so this evening I bought some new shoes....
Everything is better with new shoes☺️

Fed up, pissed off and had enough.
Been a long week...

Good morning everyone...
Been the same for me this week as finally got a week off☺️

I feel seen....

One goal achieved....
Boss mode activated 😊

Someone is starting to realise that the dildo of consequences never arrives lubed....

🤦‍♂️

Truth....

Sometimes more

Very much so, if I do you'll probably find the video online with some dodgy headline, and the court date🤣🤣

I know, was a right pain to get parked. They had to remove the barrier closing the road so I could get to the courtyard.
They wasn't happy about it either, but that falls under "Not my problem"🤷‍♂️😂

So where the fuck are these fucking thunderstorms....
Do I have to go put my underwear on my head and go do a fucking rain dance in the middle of the fucking street party going on outside my gaff at the moment🤬
Maybe shove a metal pole up my arse too, just to be sure🤔

🤣🤣🤣

🙏🙏💖😘

Since the lovers tiff began earlier Crypto has crashed.....
I wonder why🤔🤣🤣

Oh we can only hope and pray that he has🙏

I'm actually predicting a popcorn shortage very soon the way this is going.
I've even unmuted Musk, there's no way I'm gonna miss this😊

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I have done the unthinkable, I have unmuted Must on Twitter.
There's absolutely no fucking way I'm missing this....