Yaztastica

HELLO I HAVE RETURNED TO CELEBRATE!!

I need someone to adopt Lassie!!! 😭

IS SHE COMING BACK??? Because 😱

The irony of a friend sending me a screenshot from x asking me to boycott fanatics. Sure bud. Your boycott priorities definitely seem in line, I should take your advice

My friend who does not know a whole lot about football after the forced fumble. “I feel like that’s really embarrassing for the other team, isn’t it?” 🤣

Me too, or a defensive player, honestly!

Folks we are at 6 or 7 now I’m not 100% sure

I would like to run a tally of how many Oscar winners are in Super Bowl commercials today. I am currently at 3

The Olympics, Unrivaled, and the Super Bowl. I’m sorry I’m not available I have a date with my tv

Fun to see how many folks in our neighborhood have put up blue and green lights for the Seahawks 🥹

I’m working from home to be present for my incredibly needy dog and he’s literally just asleep on the couch. Dude

I’m having the desire to drive away from everything lol. I will go into the office but in my heart I’m running away

Hi- so just a heads up that a 7 hour day of meetings is literally soul crushing

a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air

Monday

Wow my life has really changed. I just looked at a report and said out loud, “it’s only 3 million dollars more, we should just do it” who am I

Tonight at trivia the host said “you know those pretentious, overly staged homes with photos of water in a swirl in them?” well

The Seahawks steamroll the 49ers to advance to the NFC Championship Game 💪

My favorite things in life right now are the cherry bomb Alani and the Oreo/reeses cup combo. If you’re looking to get me a gift

WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH UNRIVALED 3X3 WOMEN'S BASKETBALL: A THREAD

In this post, I unhinge my brain and dump out all the reasons why you should, as a subscriber to HBO, use that sub not only for Heated Rivalry rewatches but for #unrivaledwbb. Unrivaled needs your help and your eyeballs!

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Omg this picture

Wow you got two really great games tonight too!!

"Chelsea Motherfuckin' Gray, boy."
-Shakira without a 7 second delay

#Unrivaled

You know I don’t wear bras anymore- but the closest thing to the relief of removing one I now come to is when someone cancels a meeting I didn’t want to go to

RT if you want the hawks to WIN🙊🙋‍♂️

😱🐝💛

seriously. not everything is about Epstein! he'd be doing this stuff regardless

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

YouTube video by Unrivaled Basketball It’s time to wrap up 6,7 🤣🤣🤣 #unrivaledbasketball #qotd

BG absolutely coming for me in this video. youtube.com/shorts/t2maW...

My parents want me to “help them with their fitness.” I’m not gonna make it y’all

Update: our cul de sac was like a war zone from midnight-1am and I learned that fireworks are legal in this state on NYE 😐