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the worst time I did this, I was on item 2,000 something and there were 11,000 items in the sheet 😀

the worst thing you can do in library technical services is check how much progress you’ve made in a spreadsheet. because yes you’ve been working for hours but you have made no progress. is it possible to make negative progress? that’s how it feels. you are finite. the sheet is infinity.

I am not going to tell you guys what I think it was 😶‍🌫️

but don’t worry I took the proper precautions and used the papercutter to chop my thumb off

ah yes a library classic… the you-just-picked-up-a-book-from-the-book-drop-and-felt-something-that-is-not-book-cover-so-you-set-it-down-and-realize-you-just-touched-a-Mystery-Substance moment 🫠

omg thanks for the heads up! I would have missed it!

I wish I could block books on book tracking apps cause... some people I love very dearly have TERRIBLE taste in books

“Not to beat a Igbtq horse that you have already probably have heard about. Did you see the womens skeleton couple?”

this text from my supervisor just sent me into orbit

“it’s the thought that counts,” I whisper as I drop valentines for my friends into the mail at 5pm on the 13th

AND HE’S RIGHT!!! 🗣️
I am wondering about the blue arrow on zuko tho lol
just leftover from it being used for another meme? it reminds me of the incels analyzing couple’s poses to identify beta males or whatever lol

just got a haircut and now I can’t stop saying this

text convo (them:) morgan morgan war is over dollywood opens in 4 weeks (me:) A MONTH!!!!! WE CAN MAKE IT LIFE IS WORTH LIVING

my drug of choice is back on the market soon 🙌

as an employee, I get a free NYT account through the college

and so help me if I get one more “breaking news” email today…

whoopsie leaving work late because one of our student workers is reading jane eyre and we were yapping about how awful rochester is 🤭

NOT THIS AGAIN

bugs bunny feeling wonkily distressed

I just sent this to my supervisor, if anyone is wondering how my day is going lol

two cute frog cherub gifting flowers illustration by chetom

adorable tiny frog valentine's cherub angel with bow and tiny wings adorable frog art by chetom

Valentine froggies ♥️🐸🥰 #frogart

I need a haircut and when looking for inspo I made the mistake of going to google rather than pinterest and the search “lesbian haircuts” assaulted my eyes with the four worst hairstyles known to humanity

my european friends, if you do not know what I mean by “pimped out lifted” truck, then count yourselves blessed

update: now playing fergalicious

these two pimped out lifted pickup trucks are spending their tuesday night hanging out in the walmart parking lot blasting…katy perry???

DRAFTS MY BELOVED. Y’ALL ARE GONNA BE SO SICK OF ME!!!!!!

(likely nothing will change, as the biggest impediment to incessant posting is my greatest foe, my own brain)

today she told me the restaurant across the road has good salads and especially ranch dressing. she said “I’m a ranch connoisseur so I know when it’s the good stuff.”

ma’am please I don’t need any more reasons to be in love with you, have mercy

meanwhile I, who only see her twice a year, think of her at least twice a DAY because years ago she told me the only place that needed more brushing was the back of my last molars. so at least twice a day I follow her advice and remember her fondly. but I suppose that is too much for a MAN to do

my dentist hygienist is lovely and has gorgeous brown eyes (good thing that’s not a weakness of mine or anything 🥴) but every time I’m there I think of the time years ago when she told me her fiancé wouldn’t follow her advice and he practically had gingivitis…
AND SHE STILL MARRIED HIM

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this since saturday but I can tell you I grin like an idiot every time I do. BABYGIRL IS COMING BACK!!!

at the dentist which I do not enjoy because anxiety but I am their star patient who takes good care of her teeth because anxiety so I get a lot of compliments at least

LOL so fair so true

one of our regulars returned blood over bright haven today but I didn’t notice until after she left. hold up girl get back here and tell me your thoughts!!! do you agree that this is one of the greatest fantasy books in recent years???

not me accidentally clicking on a lingerie site on the work computer bc I’m trying to buy a bad bunny shirt

hopecore