NIH Bear

Look doucheknuckle, it’s not a genocide just because no one wants to fuck you.

No question men are getting left behind in America today. But the REASON for most of it is they’re sitting in the middle of the road kicking and screaming, “I don wanna go!!!!!”

Well fine. The adults will be over here.

Constitutional amendments I want to see:

1. POTUS cannot pardon Exec Branch individuals for crimes during admin
2. POTUS cannot remove any senate-confirmed positions w/o senateapproval
3. AG appointed funded by SCOTUS, confirmed by senate
4. Fed chair nominated by Board of Govs confirmed by senate

The other thing we all need to be preparing to do is sue for wrongful arrest when kidnapped by immigration agents. Plan your legal strategy now, organize with lawyers who can file. Make it cost.

Whistles are great. You know what’s better? Drone-mounted nautical air horns.

I fight this fire with nothing
Blank in a veldt of flame
Stand while the throng thunders
You beat the fire when you learn
It is not better to quench it than to burn

I fight fire with nothing
Choked hacking and hollowed
Charcoal and ash unfiltered, drowned in grey dust
But you can’t defeat the fire with a gale

I fought the fire with nothing
charred black and unbroken
Cracks of magma red flesh
But you don’t defeat the fire when it pours into the sea

I fought fire with nothing
I stood in the pain
Sucked soulless and haggard
But you don’t defeat the fire when you smother it

If you have a tricked out, “black ops“ branded hundred thousand dollar pick up truck? I really only know two things about you.

One. You are in deep debt.
Two. You are terrified that your dick is tiny.

When law enforcement uses deadly force, if there is not an independent investigation and administrative leave there during? Regardless of justification.

You don’t have law enforcement. You have death squads.

Generically named user ids accessed from public computers. The library is your friend.

Also the lobby of any decent hotel has a business center.

Also: get some fucking drones people.

They can’t confiscate your footage if they don’t know who is live-streaming from an overhead drone. You can stay further from the blast zone and the footage is in the cloud immediately.

Hey look, Bovino gets to learn what it’s like to be shit out of the bottom of a fascist machine.

The machine is still operational, make no mistake. Every last one of them needs to be extracted from public office, and tried for conspiracy to commit sedition and murder.

Every member of the GOP.

And lead poisoning, Artlogica! Don’t forget the lead poisoning

The time will one day come when members of this administration are tried for conspiracy to commit murder.

They should have a zealous defense, and able representation.

And when and if they are found guilty, they should serve their sentences in genpop.

You can attach noisemakers to drones. And cameras.

People are reasonably afraid of being out on lists for trailing federal agents.

Y’all know drones exist, right?

I will be handing her over without argument.

The Mexican special forces are gonna come for Mrs. Dr. Bear.

Apropos of nothing, I might casually mention that Switzerland was neutral in WWII. Kind of problematically so.

And also, they mostly speak German.

Just. As a point of general interest.

NOT ENOUGH, BRYAN.

Those who refuse to be vaccinated deserve their sequelae - including death.

And given the tilt of antivaxxers (how the hell did that happen?) I’m unconcerned.

Collateral damage is just more corpses to forage.

Scott Adams

100% okay to celebrate when garbage people die.

May his heirs enjoy his fortune.

🎊🎉🎊

According to the GOP, the 2nd amendment is about protecting the populace from government tyranny right?

So when federal things are murdering people in the street… what is the proper way to invoke the 2nd amendment?

Honestly curious, advocating nothing. Isn’t NOW what they claim to need it for?

Worth remembering that Franco’s fascists murdered 150,000-200,000 Spaniards during their rule, and Spain still has the greatest number of disappeared persons in Europe.

Kristi Noem wants to murder and torture Americans who disagree with trumpofascism.

I have never once sought congressional approval for a kidnapping. And I am a highly placed government bear.

This will kill a lot of children - and unreported will be the many many more with lifelong disability from preventable sequelae.

Trump is basically just Peacemaker by proxy: “I want a Nobel peace prize, and I don’t care how many people I have to kill to get it.”

Please note we will also not be catering to generations younger than X this year.

Fuck off, whippersnappers

This year I resolve to spend a lot more time pointlessly offended and nitpicking the faults of others while pointedly ignoring my own.