Brett Weed

I believe eigen fly. I believe eigen touch the sky.

As much as it pleases me to see ECU in the green polygon, I cannot think of a more damning validation failure of a model.

Business card with the text: Know your rights! Interacting with Isaac Chotiner? - "Am I being profiled?" - "I exercise my right to be silent" - Refuse to sign any statements. - Do not offer express invitation to investigate further.

Every American should have this in their wallet:

I know that NYC has sanitation department police because they were conducting an investigation at my hotel one time (the day BEFORE thanksgiving coincidentally).

His name is Teeth “spiders” Georg

Just one injury but it’s a guy with 5 million teeth

We need @dieworkwear.bsky.social to give us the history of indentured Henley modeling in the industry

maybe i am going insane

My favorite piece of music. The high school arrangements give some solid parts to the French horns.

fourth quarter cowboys-eagles

This is just the extended cut of the first Zootopia movie

Go birds.

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

Clinical ontology implies the existence of translational ontology, an ontology licensing board, alternative ontology, ontological sales reps, and off-label promotion of ontology for other disciplines of philosophy.

Clinical ontology implies the existence of translational ontology, an ontology licensing board, alternative ontology, ontological sales reps, and off-label promotion of ontology for other disciplines of philosophy.

Just saw someone described as an "ontologist" and now I want Clinical Ontologist to be a job title.

Welcome to the Department of Clinical Ontology. Let's go over your chart. I see that you are. Are you still as you were or are you otherwise? For your case of being, I prescribe becoming.

And Martinique is French for Pittsburgh

No need to make this sexual

wait why is it pink? WHY IS IT PINK

An apposite time to repost this classic

My wife generally cuts my hair more competently than professionals (thanks covid for revealing that fact), so yes, yes I do

Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.

Keys are hard. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...

It is the joyous season again; the one where AI playlists decide that every version of the Leonard Cohen Hallelujah extended universe is a holiday song. I assume Jeff Buckley’s estate sees a royalty bump this time each year.

It is the joyous season again; the one where AI playlists decide that every version of the Leonard Cohen Hallelujah extended universe is a holiday song. I assume Jeff Buckley’s estate sees a royalty bump this time each year.

RIP to all the con law outlines

Is this where I shriek about them doing a socialism?

It’s the guy who tried to kill Luke Wilson in the arena in Idiocracy

Mountain Dew Baja blast pie. It is the color of Caribbean Sea water

We have once again strayed from God’s light

Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025

- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
- I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users)

- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)

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The longer it scans, the more my colon becomes a white supremacist

Propofol Princess (tm)