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Your best Soderberghian girl. I'll be the girl with acne, holding more acne.

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Criterion box set, it’s the least they can do for the amount of free advertising they got from that show.

13.09.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The crazy thing is Matt keeps saying they shot season 3 and it’s just been stuck in Viceland purgatory.

13.09.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Objection, your honor, strangling the witness.

10.09.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kids in the Hall: Womyn
YouTube video by Clips in the Hall Kids in the Hall: Womyn

I know what a TERF would think this sketch is doing, but in plain fact it is the most accurate and sympathetic portrayal of gender dysphoria I’ve seen, from 35 years ago or now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=13cd...

03.09.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know if this specifically is fake but reports of his standup say that it’s very much his feelings on the subject.

03.09.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve really fucked up worse than anybody has ever fucked up if you hate trans people but made Kids in the Hall, a machine designed for egg-cracking.

03.09.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’ve cracked it and I’d love to compare notes.

01.09.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIce Skating” a 10/10 banger.

01.09.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He had to make sure people weren’t completely thrown when they went to Killer Joe after Lady Bird.

01.09.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gosling played a comedic part dramatically and she played a dramatic part comedically, a less obviously bravura feat but a trickier and stickier one.

01.09.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The haters aren’t right because they’re using this (flawed, kind of nonfunctional movie) as a cudgel against the perfect masterpiece Tricia and Ethan already made.

24.08.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It came and went pretty quickly but I wouldn’t be surprised if this new one doesn’t last a second weekend.

22.08.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta watch her in the Tricia/Ethan movies, though the one currently out is kind of trial-by-fire.

22.08.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful lesbians, some funny goofs, the gradual pervading sense that abuse and exploitation are just the way the world is run, less subtly than ever. Is that Honey Don’t! or my Bluesky feed?

21.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I personally believe they should be called β€œbloopers and goofers”.

18.08.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The word blooper comes from the early days of radio, from around 1926. Used in baseball by 1940, it meant "hit a ball in a high arc over the head of a fielder". It has been used as a noun from 1931.[1]

18.08.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The only one I can think of is entirely for reasons outside the song, the Eurodance song over the end credits of Uncut Gems.

12.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rogue and Wilderness are very good pulp, Wilderness in particular is invigoratingly nasty. Real excited for her Red Sonja, a shame I can't swing the one night it's playing in theaters.

12.08.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would love for "DTV Inside Man sequel directed by an awesome trans woman" to be good, but instead it's leftovers with a funny commitment to tying itself in knots to be a direct follow-up.

12.08.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Greta Gerwig on the set of The Magician’s Nephew, which has started shooting.

Greta Gerwig on the set of The Magician’s Nephew, which has started shooting.

@maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social Wake up.

11.08.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Such a paucity of information about ass-nailing. πŸ˜”

08.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any time she can carve out to act is as important to me as what she's directing. I can assume you wouldn't like White Noise (though it is *very* Barbie, just in an "egghead academic losing his mind" way) but her Babette is extraordinary stuff.

04.08.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭 I get it, most of his non-Gerwig scripts are varying degrees of unpalatable, but I owe loving her to loving him and his gradually softening spitefulness. And if I *have* to pick one of them as a director, it's still him.

04.08.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Greta Gerwig and Adam Sandler on the opposite sides of a fence in a promo still for Noah Baumbach’s Jay Kelly

Greta Gerwig and Adam Sandler on the opposite sides of a fence in a promo still for Noah Baumbach’s Jay Kelly

@maxrebosroadie.bsky.social Need to make sure you know that Greta Gerwig is playing Adam Sandler’s wife in the new Baumbach.

04.08.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had idle, not very convincing questions about whether I was a little too mean towards Blonde, this is a resounding affirmation of the opposite.

01.08.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Greta Gerwig in a beautiful red dress in front of a big Mistress America standee at a 10th anniversary screening

Greta Gerwig in a beautiful red dress in front of a big Mistress America standee at a 10th anniversary screening

Noah Baumbach in front of the same Mistress America standee, doing the β€œYou know I had to do it to β€˜em” pose.

Noah Baumbach in front of the same Mistress America standee, doing the β€œYou know I had to do it to β€˜em” pose.

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen. And god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

31.07.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My First Film army needs you Joe.

29.07.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about Megan Ellison crashing out hard only trying to get cool movies made on her own.

25.07.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t expect anyone without my specific bonafides (dyke who would do anything to look/move/act like Margaret Qualley) to agree, I’m just glad to have you on the right side of history.

21.07.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m taking going back thru the Coenses as a way to see if there’s any of them I like more than Drive-Away Dykes, and even early it’s looking like a resounding no.

21.07.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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