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05.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know that there's actually only one podcast about college football on the internet known as the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social ? It's pretty niche but you should check it out.

05.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a PSU fan, I want them to lose. We don't deserve this win. And maybe it would get James out. Before NIL, I wouldn't want him gone because he recruited well. Now you can bridge that gap with cash and having a good coach is much more important. That inside kickoff is all I needed to see.

04.10.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back the Brinks truck up to Bloomington and don't come back unless Cignetti is on it.

04.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says "there's an unsafe crowd over there" like a bunch of punk ass agents sitting around in a circle and filming their calm plan to beat peaceful protesters. If it's such a dire situation, why are we getting the social media manager involved in the planning?

04.10.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus we also have Gus Johnson too.

29.09.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially when something that could actually make a meaningful difference like raising the minimum wage so people don't need assistance in affording their housing would do a lot more good. But we can't take money from the companies!

29.09.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And my point is that while a bad team like SMU wins the ACC, Pitt finished 7-6 that same year in the same conference so you can't get mad that the local media doesn't take them seriously as a football product. You brought up the conference championship. I'm just saying they're not a serious team.

28.09.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PSU beat an 11-3 SMU team out of the ACC and you say they weren't good. Pitt beats an 11-3 Wake Forest team to win the ACC in 2021 but they were good.

28.09.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, that's why I also mentioned rankings. PSU was #5 and I didn't mention winning a playoff game because I don't think SMU was great but at the same time saying that Pitt beat the #17 ranked Wake Forest team and saying they were good isn't exactly a good argument to finish ranked #13.

28.09.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But yeah, congrats on beating Wake Forest in the championship game. They're a real football powerhouse.

28.09.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And one of the teams in the commonwealth has finished in the top 10 and made the college football playoffs because they play in an actual football conference and not the ACC. πŸ‘

28.09.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can definitely understand that but also, PSU is the only state university that has had national relevance. I say that as someone with a soft spot for Pitt since my brother went there and I had great times there.

28.09.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because that was news. Was PSU losing to a top 10 opponent at home with James Franklin coaching news? (I say this as a PSU fan).

28.09.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because if they don't, he's going to eat them a the next team breakfast. I don't blame them.

28.09.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% agreed. We need a QB that can move. Someone like Pribula at Missouri would be a good option to bring in. πŸ™„

28.09.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's not good. Last year was all Warren. They load the box to stop Nick/Kaytron and Drew can't do shit.

28.09.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Culpepper is at least not a piece of shit that was the face of an anti-LGBTQ charity run by James Dobson.

27.09.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peter Boulware ain't walking through that door!

27.09.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely incredible the speed that took place.

27.09.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social Go Birds.

24.09.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is there space between your monitors? Touch those up homie!

19.09.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only if they're north of the Mason-Dixon line.

15.09.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a real bad beat if you had PSU -46.5 and the under of 55.5. Instead of the sad FG to lose 52-3 and still cover and hit the under, it's this to hit 58 and only cover 46. Lol.

13.09.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could've put the goal posts centered on the right hash and he still would've been wide right.

13.09.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kicker was so nervous he wore himself out kicking into the net.

13.09.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.09.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Somehow it's gotten even worse for Indiana State in both ways. 468-2 at this point.

13.09.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The play by play looks like it was just a typo or something. Like oh they fumbled at the MS St 6 but they recovered it. Surely they don't mean at their own 7, right? Gotta be the MS St 7.

09.09.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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