Eoghan Walsh

A superman promotional lightshow. Obscured so it reads SPERM.

What's that flying towards us?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Oh God it's!

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄

The real 500 Miles: how a smash hit was spun from lies, deceit and desperation Craig and Charlie Reid found fame and fortune with the story of their 1,000 mile walk. We can reveal that the truth behind it is very different.

Another day, another revelation…

I just don’t trust a conclave that chooses a pope quicker than I could decide what’s next on Netflix

I will not read Finn McRedmond.
Finn McRedmond is the mind-killer.
Finn McRedmond is the little-death that brings total obliteration

Harrison Ford should be the patron saint of inexpensive small-studio video games.

Think about it: he's a carpenter who played Indiana Jones and Han Solo.

He's an indy rogue-like deck builder.

A cartoon by Tom Gauld about An Expensive Notebook Company which removes stories from old novels and sells the blank books in upmarket stationers.

It is weird:

so shel silverstein anticipated ai?

7 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk and Santa. Elon: I’ve bought you’re entire operation. Santa: What Panel 2: Musk: I fired the elves. And the reindeer. Panel 3: Musk, gesturing at a modified cybertruck. Christmas sacks are inside and a huge rocket is strapped to the side. Elon: this is your new sleigh Panel 4: Musk watches as the cyber sleigh ascends into the night sky Panel 5: The cyber sleigh immediately implodes Musk: shit Panel 6: As the wreckage falls to earth Musk frantically types on his phone Panel 7: Musk tweets: The Jews just killed Sant

here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️

[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure

Two posts, in conversation

Sign outside Mountjoy Prison, Dublin, stating the name of the prison and - added with photoshop - the words "Strictly 1 Burke at a time."

www.rte.ie/news/courts/...

Promise of Toy Show's Home Alone theme goes unfulfilled as Patrick Kielty emerges unscathed Toy Show, you’ve done it again.

"There was even a book corner, during which one can only assume notorious literacy advocate Ryan Tubridy was sat at home, white-knuckling a shandy and hearing his old lobster costume talking to him through the wardrobe like a Green Goblin mask."

My real-time write-up of the #LateLateToyShow

C'mere, Patrick's jumper game was shocking this year. You gotta ham it up, kid!
Ugly 👏 polyester 👏 sweat-sealing 👏 geansaí 👏 Patrick!
None of yer Polo shirt by Ralph Lauren tasteful knits here.
#LateLateToyShow

Kids going to Las Vegas and Orlando, getting a rugby legends boots and... um.. some space seeds. Enjoy your prizes, kids! #LateLateToyShow

Cork rappers only, please! #LateLateToyShow #kabincrew

"Here are my rugby boots, fella and... as for the girls...enjoy your books, NERDS" #LateLateToyShow

‘How’s the retirement going Johnny’

Kielty crushing Sexton’s soul on national television. #latelatetoyshow

Heeeeere's... JOHNNY! #LateLateToyShow

The budget didn't stretch far enough to give vehicles to all the kids. Some have to walk. Did they not have a few spare flip flops they could give them at least? #LateLateToyShow

Were these videos from the Irish abroad filmed on old flip phones? #LateLateToyShow

They're sending that girl out in the storm?
#LateLateToyShow

RTÉ need to add some additional questions to their online form for audience tickets to #LateLateToyShow

Can you clap?
Yes No

Can you clap in time?
Yes No

Please upload a short video of you clapping along to a short piece of music.

"Do you wanna be BFFs?"
"What's BFFs?"
"Best friends forever."
"...Yeah, sure."

Iconic.
#LateLateToyShow #ToyShow

True!

Are you really telling me they couldn't get Nathan Carter in for this? Ridiculous. #LateLateToyShow

Mother duck #latelatetoyshow

Here comes Nathan Carter.... #LateLateToyShow