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Geordie Kakamora

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Just a villainous pirate coconut from the Toon. Specialising in NUFC, Mountain Biking, Fantasy Premier League and Financial Advice.

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"Now that I'm in we should shut the door"

18.11.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our depth of striking talent is a concern.

There are loads of games where they just pass it around the box or can't get it under control to get the shot off.

Look at the depth other teams have.

17.11.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reducing hatred by targeting a minority is a bold tactic.

17.11.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a cup of coffee next to a raccoon with a prosthetic leg . ALT: a man is holding a cup of coffee next to a raccoon with a prosthetic leg .

We're only weeks from this being official UK Government immigration policy:

17.11.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are the Labour party more intent on getting the US Government to like them than their own population?

16.11.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whole fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach. An abject fucking liar, a man who lies as easily as he fucking breathes, threatening an organisation which strives for truthfulness. And plastic patriots like the Mail and Farage urging him on. Jackels.

11.11.2025 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2336    ๐Ÿ” 487    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

The industry has long discussed equalisation, a flat rate of say 30% for all would work.

10.11.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There were 4 cheeses on offer, we got 2 of them.

10.11.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quantity does not equal quality.

10.11.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.11.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm annoyed on behalf of the French.

10.11.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But we do have a replacement fit enough to have come on for 20/30 minutes.

10.11.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Liverpool talk is that they'd been talking to him for months.

09.11.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair enough but once Burn had the yellow he should have been subbed at the 60 min mark. He wasn't. Thats on Howe.

There is something horribly wrong with the team. There's no progress on integrating NW, AG is terrible, Elanga is poor, Joelinton isn't working, the squad seems to have gone backwards.

09.11.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Howe has a lot of questions to answer, why is he playing Burn out of position when Hall is fit?

09.11.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Why was Burn allowed to continue so long into the game on a yellow and how many poor decisions can Pope make before Ramsdale replaces him?

We all agreed that our squad was the best it's been in years yet the performances are now the worst. How has it gotten so bad?

09.11.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our entire system needs ripped up and re-written during the international break. There can be no guaranteed starters anymore. An absolute shower of shit in the league.

#NUFC

09.11.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was really only one aim for this season, qualify for the Champions League again and that's gone by November.

#NUFC

09.11.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a disappointing season.

We have no structure. What is going on?

#NUFC

09.11.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pope seemed to have improved his distribution in the first few games but he's now making mistakes every game.

I'm in favour of Ramsdale coming in too.

09.11.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He does but I've seen VAR give them for so much less.

09.11.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

11 games in and we're so poor at the basics. When/how is it going to get better?

#NUFC

09.11.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel that Burn was lucky there.

09.11.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately we now have to rely on finding a response.

#NUFC

09.11.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's so hard to understand. They're professional footballs, so many of our passes are a yard too far away or played behind instead of in front.

What is taking so long in getting the team working together?

09.11.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unusually positive of you to think we train with a ball.

09.11.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why hasn't football adopted the impact absorbing gel that mountain bikers use in padding for shin pads?

Got to be so much better than the poor excuse for shin pads that they're using at the minute.

09.11.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, no chance of Wissa until after the international break.

08.11.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're literally completely different team.

08.11.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.11.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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