Andrew Green

Sign the Petition Stop new parking charges in the New Forest 🌳

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Should the world’s richest man, Elon Musk have a slice of the UK energy market? I don’t think so, which is why I added my name to the petition to Ofgem demanding they reject Tesla's application to supply energy here in the UK. Join me and add your name too?

A green arrow’s a green arrow I guess. Up 157 places. #fpl

Me too 😢

Match of the Day should show fewer Premier League highlights and more analysis, says BBC chairman Samir Shah. The BBC has a deal to show highlights of top-flight matches until the end of the 2028-29 season, with Match of the Day broadcast on Saturday evenings and MOTD2 on Sunday evenings. Shah told the Sunday Times that many fans had watched Premier League goals and action before Match of the Day is broadcast. Shah said the show "should not be built around highlights". He added: "It should be built around analysis and examination of the match to give viewers a deeper insight."

I don't think I know a single fan who believes the issue with MOTD is that it shows too much football.

When Friday‘s great and Saturday‘s not!! #fpl

Nice to guess right! Had to lose TAA or VVD to fund and make way for Slot. Figured TAA would be pulled early so less risk of losing clean sheet points. #fpl

Pretty damn good framing for Dems

So triple captain beats AssMgr! Up to 57k and still got that one in my pocket. #fpl

Ask your MP to attend my Water Bill debate After years of bill hikes, shareholder pay-outs, and pollution, it couldn't be clearer that privatisation has created a crisis in our water system. We can't leave the future of this critical natio...

@labourlewis's Water Bill will have its first debate on 28th March.

This is our unmissable chance to put public ownership of water back on the table.

Ask your MP to be there and back the Bill: actionnetwork.org/letters/ask-...

I have joined several of my @libdems.org.uk colleagues in writing to the Transport Secretary to voice our concern about the proposed expansion of Heathrow.
The environmental costs of a third runway put both our planet and our community at risk. Labour could see this in opposition, why not now?

A third runway at #Heathrow in the midst of a climate emergency is a vile act of vandalism. Rachel Reeves is happy to burn the planet for a tiny (probably elusive) increment of GDP. How does this benefit us?
Article coming later today.

I remain opposed to a new runway at Heathrow airport because of the severe impact it will have on noise, air pollution and meeting our climate change targets.

Well the Son to Mbeumo move paid off! #fpl

Once a year we’d all be Scots My dad‘s half Scots so New Year‘s Eve You could‘nae be a sassenach We‘d stay up late for Hogmanay See old year out, a new one in. He’d take a dram And call us ‘bairns‘ And we’d be doing Highland fl…

Happy New Year all - a poem for Hogmanay andrewagreen.uk/2024/12/31/n...

Guess who wants this photo banned from the internet? Please like and repost! 😉😘

Best football cracker joke. Did you hear about the goal Scrooge scored? The Ghost of Christmas passed. #fpl

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Pts and a big red arrow #fpl

Sing a song of sixpence – here’s a silly verse What was the last thing you did for play or fun? Sing a song of sixpence Feet are made of clay None of this is serious This is how I play. They should have made me Laureate I’d have made it fun. Ju…

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Might do goose this year… under 10% owned. #christmasdifferentials

Maidenhead’s new cycle path Hurray we have a cycle path Wonder where it goes? Mercifully pedestrian free They’ll walk in the road. I’m not sure where it takes you It peters out real soon Or how you’ll pedal to it When coming …

@maidenheadads.bsky.social

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35 points and huge red arrow but have 998 points overall and currently just inside 200K. Top 50k 3 weeks ago. #fpl

Shockingly awful Gameweek. Clean sheets lost last minute, goals wiped out, silly cards. Slipped 93k and Monday to come. #fpl

The next chapter 🃏

#COYQ

Potential for a double Gameweek 24…

When I left X, I left 260000ish followers who cared about the NHS.

This is bad because the NHS is in a state of emergency and EveryDoctor has just launched an important petition. If you can see this, please could you follow me and share this? 🤞💙🚨

On Searching for a Book of Stamps   check in wallet check once more hunt through bag look in drawer   feel coat pockets peer in pot rifle desk find them not   shake out shoes lift up hat inspect fridge ask the cat   scour the shelves peek in purse turn out cupboards swear & curse   go to shop buy new stamps put in wallet next to stamps Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘On Searching for a Book of Stamps’.

Could be! 10 plus Faes on the bench. The worst thing was I left (Salah c) vc on Saka and thought I’d done Palmer. Not looking likely I’ll get out of jail.