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I love being a woman it rocks 🤠

just did my nails and they are so fucking ugly but they're semi permanently glued to my hand so we're just gonna rock with it

upon further inspection I am beginning to understand the appeal

People openly thirsting in the tik tok comments of Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias? more likely than you think

fun fact: they key to this combo actually working is remembering to take the goddamn medicine in the first place

Relaxing beside a slow, idyllic stream. I call that brookmaxxing.

FLO: Tiny Desk Concert Featuring sultry standouts and heartbreak bops, plus some unreleased tracks, the British girl group doubles down on sisterhood and powerful vocals at the Desk.

Featuring sultry standouts and heartbreak bops, plus some unreleased tracks, the British girl group doubles down on sisterhood and powerful vocals at the Desk. n.pr/46hSyZa

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

there is no war in ba sing se 😃

the ninja turtles and the power rangers putting aside their differences and teaming up

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

who up remembering their mortality?

I feel remorseful probably 100% of the time maybe that's why I thrive during Lent

The 22 year old mind simply cannot comprehend the iconic Drew Carey + Kathy Kinney combo

we need the streaming era to collapse we need cable to come back we need Freeform to go back to being ABC family and we need Whose Line Is It Anyways reruns playing every weeknight. We're losing recipes 🤧

Just saw a comment on youtube under a video talking about comedy referring to Drew Carey as "the guy from the price is right" and after getting flamed the commenter explained that they're only 22 and haven't seen him in anything else

my relationship with the za is extremely unhealthy but I am an ally!!!! ✊🏾🙂‍↕️🍃

the stimulant + antidepressant + sobriety combo kinda hits I fear

😭😭😭 a community member just handed this off to a patroller in our neighborhood

49 degrees out anyone wanna make out or go swimming or something? Summer is finally here

Going through my letterboxd watchlist at a normal hour when I have time to engage and think critically and have no obligations? YUCK

Going through my letterboxd watchlist in the wee hours of the night when I have to go to work and/or wake up early? hell yeah

Just watched Passengers (2016) for the first time and the only good part of this movie was Jennifer Lawrence beating the shit out of Chris Pratt

Whose dad is on aux at the real id supercenter? first it was Peter Gabriel now Eric Clapton???

I wish we could do polls on Bluesky because I need to know is it a federal crime to flirt with someone at the DMV? There's something going on behind me in this line

We're living in The Simpsons Movie

last night during our session my therapist did an impression of me and it was very good and also very scary some real damn bitch you live like this vibes going on

you know what you're absolutely right !!

I am not a gamer and the way you can tell is by the fact that I've been confusing silent hill with resident evil my whole life

God really does answer our prayers wow

to whoever stole my package I hope you enjoy the two bras I ordered let me know if they fit

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA