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omg ur smoking a cigarette before the sra range day? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite brace belden?

im not really feeling the shelling today. can you send a message to the enemy armor commander to let him know that i would really appreciate it if he killed himself and blew up all of his tanks

calling the consensus resolution "one big beautiful resolution" until I'm kicked out of convention

Eid Mubarak from me to you 🌙

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Animation: Sarah Elawad

A surprise find in Michigan shows the extent of ancient Native American agriculture Hundreds of acres in Michigan are covered in parallel rows of earth that are the remains of an ancient Native American agricultural system. The surprise find has archaeologists amazed.

Hundreds of acres in Michigan are covered in parallel rows of earth that are the remains of an ancient Native American agricultural system. The surprise find has archaeologists amazed.

Illinois General assembly ends session without funding for Illinois transit. This could mean disruptions to transit services. Our full statement here: wsil.dsachapters.org/2025/06/05/s...

loading up barotrauma and selecting security officer

parlay? negotiate? pray tell, why should the illustrious demon princess of heavy artillery, the very one who has scattered your forces like ashes, stoop to bartering with y- YOU CAN'T TALK TO "SOMEONE MORE HELPFUL" ABOUT THIS

very well, I understand

sadly I play orzhov to gain life and to put counters on things (elenda the dusk rose my beloved 🌹)

tough day to be a tmg fan and an orzhov main damn

Bold moves from Brussels, will Washington stand for it? The situation is very serious indeed.

skincare routines are bourgeois because time is a capitalist construct. true revolutionaries engage in stochastic skincare, whenever the weltgeist so moves them

I'm hiding under the counter slurping your icy drinks how does that make you feel meat boy?

magic the gathering arena boardstate. I'm on the play and it's mice. they are buffered in a bunch of ways. my opponent has chosen not to block my attack because they know it's over. final score me 20, them minus 45. the mice carry the day

I have three words for you and they are "typical mice standard"

THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR

workshopping things to call out before a volley. how does "Become as crimson flowers at the turning of the seasons!" sound? does it accurately convey the ephemeral nature of their lives before my firepower? is it too poetic?

15% off everything in the store through November, and new stuff coming soon. It's time to start thinking about stocking stuffers, and wouldn't your mom love a velcro patch of a gun on the Trans flag?

Feel like my new bit is gonna be false prophecies of negligible import. Anyway hear me O men of this degraded present. Someday hotel bathrooms will have telephones by the toilet again

had a nightmare about disorganized luggage last night

on btb there was an ad that was just robert evans reading copy for "Gladiator 2" what's up with that

sometimes I see them wearing pink hi vis vests

as a kid I was really into this guy who ate things like bikes and cars and once a plane by breaking off a little piece everyday. and a guy who pulled a train by his teeth. allegedly. anyways I think this led me to believe that "bizarre stunts" was a more common life path.

Utena at the bottom of the dueling arena spiral staircase, the subtitle says— The absolute destiny: Apocalypse

LOGGING ON

my japanese boss trying to make conversation: what's the best burger you've ever had

the cia is now brewing beer specifically to ruin my life

hell yeah

fuckin blow my mind dude

fellow saucemongers: please don't rap about Milwaukee today
me: okay
*1 minute into the car ride*
me: ayo, I'm pulling out my walky-talky...