FrontPorchKnitter

If you lie with a big gold cross around your neck, it's not a lie.

I could not love this more!

.....and no one ever accused him of having taste, either. Ick. So much gaudy, tacky, brassy shit.

"Stroke, dementia, or Alzheimer's?"
To that I say, "Big Mac, Large Diet Coke, or Large fries? Why not all three and make it a Value Comorbidity Combo Meal?"

S-A-ing minors is A-OK, but that 7th F bomb is just a bridge too far.

"Trump collapses into a chair...." There. Fixed it.

Yes! Hence our efforts to cleverly conceal ourselves inside inflatable frog and unicorn costumes!! <evil cackle>

Not when you're lyin' for JEEEESUS!! Glory! Just ask KKKaroline Leavitt!

Wow that crowd is so white and so blonde they don't even need the white sheets.

Maybe you can be nominated for the Tacky Home Decorator's Award next year. Just add a gold-plated lump of shit on the credenza and your masterpiece will be complete.

We're each entitled to our opinion.

Broader lens: If Comey hadn't tanked the Clinton campaign in the 2016 "October Surprise," Trump wouldn't be doing anything more than (at best) serving time behind bars, or (at worst) golfing and decaying at Mar-a-Lago in 2025.

This. Yes. Responsible for the first, ergo the second.

It is her father's fault. He's the reason we are in Season 2 of this dystopian nightmare.

He's on the list.

The SCOTUS bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.

The SCOTUS bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.

SCOTUS Bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.

SCOTUS Bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.

SCOTUS Bros are on the list. Prove me wrong.

At first glance I thought he was sitting on a terlet in a men's bathroom with reading material. Looks like an interstate rest stop stall. Klassy.

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Q: Will you award the contract for iron lung machines to Tesla or the My Pillow Guy?

Paging @govpritzker.illinois.gov Can we please join? Or form a mid west version with Minnesota?

I could swear this was already announced. This is clearly a convenient excuse to get face time. Alleged Face Time. Betcha it's pre-recorded.

Why is he wearing a coat?

Absolutely reprehensible.

Well, we're ALL gonna die..... 😏

"Folks are standing and applauding at Town Halls!" Oh, they're standing and vocalizing, sure..... but I wouldn't call it "applauding."

"We expect to move out tomorrow, and hope to be bivouacked in a McDonald's parking lot by evening. The boys are hoping for a PlayLand, as the ballpit would afford them a comfortable space to rest their carb-weary bones. Must close now, as the sugar clinging to my fingers makes writing difficult."