Not my son going "hello coffee stain" to the rug in the kitchen every time he comes in here
21.11.2024 17:48 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@scat.bsky.social
Secretly annoying
Not my son going "hello coffee stain" to the rug in the kitchen every time he comes in here
21.11.2024 17:48 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fucked up that I'm sick again!!!
20.11.2024 08:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What good is AI when you can't tell it to blur the faces of all the ugly fuckers in the Trump family from my tl
17.11.2024 17:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A couple of days ago I was home alone for a 9 hour stretch for the first time in like 2.5 years and it was so nice and quiet that I couldn't bring myself to listen to music. I'm still riding that high of complete silence
16.11.2024 00:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π you reckon he's morphing so fast that he cums gravel?
15.11.2024 00:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We'll see how long it last this time π
14.11.2024 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagining what phone sex with rfk would be like
14.11.2024 21:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey buddy
14.11.2024 21:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hell yeah
14.11.2024 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh
14.11.2024 21:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What were you called? It's a wonder my username passed, so many people have been hit with the invalid handle
14.11.2024 21:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's so nice, i barely post anymore and mainly hang out in the DMs so it's cool ti have a place to shitpost without expecting much traction
14.11.2024 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon being the richest man on earth feels like a monkey paw wish where the pay off is also being the cringiest man on earth
14.11.2024 21:02 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn we need to get them here somehow
14.11.2024 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Long time no see
14.11.2024 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Amazing
14.11.2024 20:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was wondering what happened to you!!! Didnt even consider this place lol
14.11.2024 20:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are we back here now?
14.11.2024 20:16 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 9 π 0You even denied he is a redneck what the fuck ππ hate speech!!!
19.09.2023 15:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@inanity101.bsky.social oh my goooooood i've been wondering for so long what happened to you! searched loads on twitter to see if you made another account! HELLO FRIEND
19.09.2023 12:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Let the bitchiness flow! Be free!!!
23.08.2023 09:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When are the damn DMs coming? I really wanna move over here asap
22.08.2023 21:35 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My life is being so consumed by Music League atm that I'm struggling to do any normal internetting
12.08.2023 22:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love coming home and discovering the cat sitter has used up half a bottle of my super expensive shampoo that i had hidden, blocked the kitchen sink and pissed all over the floor. My cat is alive though
20.07.2023 08:15 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's nice here
09.07.2023 22:04 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cough cough
06.07.2023 07:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's insane that someone can appear really cool and normal and then they post 40 meme account IG stories in a row about what life is like when you're in your 30s (backaches and 90s nostalgia apparently)
05.07.2023 22:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Girl are you a tuba
04.07.2023 10:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh my goddd Claire, congratulations! You both look so beautiful π₯Ήπ wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness β€οΈπ₯³π
04.07.2023 10:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βWe cannot keep up with the volume of her turdsβ, says a knowledgeable source. βWe call her Tubgirlβ, says another.
04.07.2023 07:19 β π 67 π 10 π¬ 4 π 0