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I’m here to tell the story of Star Wars - one line at a time. Every line of Star Wars - daily.
2418
And he made the varsity track team!
2417
It's so weird that people get surprised when kids grow.
2416
When you meet the guy who used to own you as his property and he tries to act all charming like this is a high school reunion or something:
Use it well
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2415
Should I eat a salad today?
2414
Soon to be a little orphan
2413
Wow! The fly gets a line!
2412
Shmi is such a pirate name. Cliegg Lars should have gotten a peg leg to go with the theme.
2411
Watto is all of us
2410
Watto, you don't have to let him touch your stuff. 4th amendment!
2409
Tool Time with Watto and Al Borland
2408
I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
2407
Me when Girl Scouts ring the door bell:
2406
If Lucas Film really cared about making money, they would release a Duolingo with Huttese.
2405
Watto's little tin hat ❤️
2404
Do you think Anakin's Huttese got rusty while he was at the Jedi temple? Watto is probably thinking, "what happened to your accent??"
2403
Here we go people! The greatest character in cinematic history is back for his cameo!!!!!!
2402
When your partner says it's time to get frisky but you haven't brushed your teeth today:
Glad to see you are back at it! You're still ahead of me. I just got to Watto's cameo scene.
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2401
Do you think they have to tip the robot driver?
2400
Here it is. The only line during this entire sequence.
2399
From my point of view the Jedi are evil. They always want to separate kids from their parents.
2398
What if Jango was just like, "That's nice" and didn't look? Jango is a good dad.
2397
They call it... Jango Fett's Starship! 😱
2396
Picking all the red Starbursts out of the Halloween candy and eating them before Halloween
2395
When your friend says they're going to Taco Bell:
2394
This was Padme's chance to get out of this weird relationship.
2393
When you wake up and see your one night stand in the daylight:
2392
You wouldn't take a bullet for her?
2391
When I see that bored look on her face as I talk about why the prequels weren't that bad:
