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This is the type of nerd shit that I will dive into head first.

Do not, ever, use this. Ever.

I have many sacrifices just waiting to be offered.

A damned good start.

Pretty sure I had that exact shirt, too.

It's REALLY bad. Hilarious in some parts, though.

Tom Clancy’s All-Hands Meeting

Me: *typing and interacting with posts*

Microsoft Teams: HEY WE LOGGED YOU OUT FOR LITERALLY NO REASON! VERIFY YOU'RE YOU AGAIN!

Me neither. Think it's a Peter Frampton song or something.

Yeah, but you know what comes out on 4K on August 5th? Master and Commander. We all win.

meme: two books left book: THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY right book (much fatter and split into blue and red, red is far longer than blue): THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY IF MERRY & PIPPIN HAD A GUN red: defeating Sauron blue: taking the gun away from Merry and Pippin

i'm sorry for posting facts:

That's why I just smash the tiny cup and liquid into my forehead and then chug a bottle of pepsi.

"Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons" Trans folks with Samus Arm Cannons, and a big one on a trans flag banner.

a man in a suit and tie is saying " boom easy as that " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " boom easy as that "

Paramount+ sub = $60 a year

Shift that $ to your @pbs.org station instead and you’ll do two good things at the same time. Do it.

MTG the gathering card of Thancred Waters from hit MMO FFXIV but with the text scribbled out so it just says 'this is thancred'

Surely someone else has done this, by now but I needed to get this brainworm out early

(casually walks up to the lone person at the bar)
"Hey there. Nice night, eh? Y'know, my partner and I saw you from across the bar cause you failed your stealth check."
(Draws sword)
"Roll for initiative, buttercup!"

A guitar amp with six pink stickers with a word each on them: text reads: “TRANSPHOBES EAT SHIT AND DIE ALONE”

Now, then, forever

The internet has ruined me.

Only one way to find out!

Go for beef wellington and steamed broccoli next time.

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

This player is such an asshole at this Robo Rally game.

Hey, friend, take care of you. Get some soup, make a pillow fort, defend it with your cats, watch a comfort movie. Snuggle and get better. Hugs and all the good stuff to ya.

PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals

ME: no problem

[later with a tour group]

ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…

Yeah. Exactly.

Duuuuude!!!

Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it