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Philly resident, bird enjoyer

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my only take is that more sports should have a move called "twizzles"

10.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

09.02.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

09.02.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5421    ๐Ÿ” 2847    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 156
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Bad Bunnyโ€™s Super Bowl performance required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, and a lot of ingenuity.

And yes, that was a real couple featured in the wedding.

www.wired.com/story/bad-bu...

09.02.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4018    ๐Ÿ” 1051    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

09.02.2026 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11684    ๐Ÿ” 1883    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

09.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4796    ๐Ÿ” 675    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

09.02.2026 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3684    ๐Ÿ” 892    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
Macaulay Library photo submission of a Common Goldeneye in water with a pillar in the background graffitied with the message "FUCK ICE" ๐Ÿ“ท @thebirdherder on instagram

Macaulay Library photo submission of a Common Goldeneye in water with a pillar in the background graffitied with the message "FUCK ICE" ๐Ÿ“ท @thebirdherder on instagram

Tuff

08.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1129    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: thatโ€™s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? ๐Ÿ˜Š

07.02.2026 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31848    ๐Ÿ” 6600    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 209    ๐Ÿ“Œ 150
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

07.02.2026 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11909    ๐Ÿ” 2668    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 181    ๐Ÿ“Œ 200

I just started learning to play the trumpet for absolutely no reason and it's very silly and I am constantly laughing at all the ridiculous sounds I'm making!

06.02.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone in this picture looks like a character from the Bioshock universe

06.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 898    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
06.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 324    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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My tv attempting to close caption it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

06.02.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi

the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

06.02.2026 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6588    ๐Ÿ” 1706    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 235

๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐ŸคŒ

06.02.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mongolian 2026 winter olympics uniforms

Mongolian 2026 winter olympics uniforms

Haitian 2026 Winter Olympics uniforms

Haitian 2026 Winter Olympics uniforms

Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms

05.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2739    ๐Ÿ” 712    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

And you can get in for free if you have jury duty!!

03.02.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, notโ€” listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patientโ€™s name?

DR: Now look

02.02.2026 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8690    ๐Ÿ” 1787    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
A digital illustration. Seen mostly in silhouette (with some hints of detail if you zoom in) we see Sisyphus in his classical Greek togs against a reddish orange background. He is working very hard to shove an extremely large, roughly spherical boulder up a very steep grade. Large letters carved into the side of the boulder facing us read โ€˜Maybe it will happen todayโ€™.

A digital illustration. Seen mostly in silhouette (with some hints of detail if you zoom in) we see Sisyphus in his classical Greek togs against a reddish orange background. He is working very hard to shove an extremely large, roughly spherical boulder up a very steep grade. Large letters carved into the side of the boulder facing us read โ€˜Maybe it will happen todayโ€™.

30.01.2026 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1717    ๐Ÿ” 363    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

three MSPs make a MBSP

28.01.2026 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???

28.01.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3757    ๐Ÿ” 609    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 133    ๐Ÿ“Œ 121
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The exhibits about slavery at the Presidentโ€™s House in Philadelphiaโ€™s Independence National Historical Park have been removed amid pressure from the Trump admin www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...

23.01.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2290    ๐Ÿ” 1352    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 202    ๐Ÿ“Œ 246
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Signs about the history of slavery in the U.S. and the 9 people George Washington enslaved are being removed right now at the Presidentโ€™s House Site in Philadelphia, across from Independence Hall, months after the Trump administration threatend to do so.

How far we have not come in 250 years.

22.01.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3317    ๐Ÿ” 1702    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 298
Close-up of a postage stamp with a photo of a horse and it reads HORSES

Close-up of a postage stamp with a photo of a horse and it reads HORSES

Obsessed with this stamp

22.01.2026 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jon Del Arroz | Pop Culture & Ga... โ€ข
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Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns.

These people won't stop until they ruin everything.

Jon Del Arroz | Pop Culture & Ga... โ€ข X.com @jondelarroz Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. These people won't stop until they ruin everything.

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

22.01.2026 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6939    ๐Ÿ” 1496    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 259    ๐Ÿ“Œ 355
18.01.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1491    ๐Ÿ” 209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A very cute but forlorn looking brown and white puppy with big eyes and floppy ears, sitting on a forest themed blanket. Facebook post message: โ€œCentral PA Humane Society: Susan from Accounting is a 4 month old female.
We were told she is a Beagle/Australian shepherd mixโ€

A very cute but forlorn looking brown and white puppy with big eyes and floppy ears, sitting on a forest themed blanket. Facebook post message: โ€œCentral PA Humane Society: Susan from Accounting is a 4 month old female. We were told she is a Beagle/Australian shepherd mixโ€

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

17.01.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13513    ๐Ÿ” 2471    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 285    ๐Ÿ“Œ 170
A brown pelican stretching their pouch into the air

A brown pelican stretching their pouch into the air

Over 30 millions years of evolution has given us the perfect bird.

17.01.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 345    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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