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Alana

@mynameisallama.bsky.social

Living on Mountain Time. Gardener. LMT. Artist. Entrepreneur. Telemark is not dead. πŸ«Άβ„οΈπŸ”οΈπŸ”₯πŸ«‚πŸ’…πŸŒΌπŸƒπŸŒΎπŸŒ΅πŸŒˆπŸŒ€πŸŒ™πŸͺβ˜€οΈπŸ¦™

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Don't forget that your homeless neighbors, the people living in the streets & out of their cars around you that you see every day, are part of your real world community.

12.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 792    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6
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can you even imagine the level of petty internet fighting that would happen if the 2002 dreamworks spirit horse movie came out today, a movie where the explicit villians are the US army and they get repeatedly kicked and humiliated by horses

06.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

You just have to find somebody whose infodump schedule vibes with your hyperfixation calendar

06.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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burnest_hemingway
Dustin Schreiner

05.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 734    πŸ” 293    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 32
Blue sky with a few clouds. Golden Aspen trees in the foreground, and distant mountains in the background.

Blue sky with a few clouds. Golden Aspen trees in the foreground, and distant mountains in the background.

04.10.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

04.10.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Jane Goodall with monarch butterfly scarf

Jane Goodall with monarch butterfly scarf

β€œIt actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.”
― Jane Goodall

πŸ’™ RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

02.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 32720    πŸ” 6889    πŸ’¬ 481    πŸ“Œ 321
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September 29, 2025
First Quarter Moon
Illumination: 47%

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This is my interpretation, too.

09.05.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2027    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 8

"He has no heart. He has no soul. He has no conscience. To call him a clown is a disservice because it avoids the true horror of his condition. His blatant and irredeemable inhumanity."

- Bernie Sanders

09.05.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1718    πŸ” 416    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 27

Or massage people....

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laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

08.05.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 32943    πŸ” 6679    πŸ’¬ 1507    πŸ“Œ 729

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

07.05.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 19326    πŸ” 4286    πŸ’¬ 589    πŸ“Œ 397
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Your School House Rock moment......

06.05.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 51239    πŸ” 10805    πŸ’¬ 618    πŸ“Œ 315
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No notes. h/t @ianbremmer.com

03.05.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 32993    πŸ” 6671    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 349

sometimes I think about how the posting habits of the White House and senior officials are basically indistinguishable to those of a gang of 15 year old boys and it puts me into mild psychosis

04.05.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 511    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
A human floats through space, transmuted and healed by the glowing light of the universe

A human floats through space, transmuted and healed by the glowing light of the universe

That first sip of fresh coffee in the morning:

03.05.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6032    πŸ” 542    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 48
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Colorado Saturday Night

04.05.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 620    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3
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No lies detected!

#ResistTrump

03.05.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 21923    πŸ” 5605    πŸ’¬ 1175    πŸ“Œ 384

THIS THIS THIS

30.04.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 15701    πŸ” 2667    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 86

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

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happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago

01.05.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 23789    πŸ” 4810    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 108

And this right here is why I love lawyers.

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"Good luck to the Great people of Canada. Elect the man who has the strength and wisdom to cut your taxes in half, increase your military power, for free, to the highest level in the World, have your Car, Steel, Aluminum, Lumber, Energy, and all other businesses, QUADRUPLE in size, WITH ZERO TARIFFS OR TAXES, if Canada becomes the cherished 51st. State of the United States of America. No more artificially drawn line from many years ago. Look how beautiful this land mass would be. Free access with NO BORDER. ALL POSITIVES WITH NO NEGATIVES. IT WAS MEANT TO BE! America can no longer subsidize Canada with the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year that we have been spending in the past. It makes no sense unless Canada is a State!"

"Good luck to the Great people of Canada. Elect the man who has the strength and wisdom to cut your taxes in half, increase your military power, for free, to the highest level in the World, have your Car, Steel, Aluminum, Lumber, Energy, and all other businesses, QUADRUPLE in size, WITH ZERO TARIFFS OR TAXES, if Canada becomes the cherished 51st. State of the United States of America. No more artificially drawn line from many years ago. Look how beautiful this land mass would be. Free access with NO BORDER. ALL POSITIVES WITH NO NEGATIVES. IT WAS MEANT TO BE! America can no longer subsidize Canada with the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year that we have been spending in the past. It makes no sense unless Canada is a State!"

complete batshit insanity

28.04.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 29023    πŸ” 5065    πŸ’¬ 3815    πŸ“Œ 1420

ever get the feeling andrΓ© 3000's flute album came out like ten years ago

28.04.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2164    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 10

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

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