"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."
22.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 2155 🔁 209 💬 51 📌 4@bluedymoos.bsky.social
Yacht rock enthusiast. Upside-down barometer. Player of D&D. Dynamically disabled. Mass Effect superfan. Ohioan. she/her
"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."
22.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 2155 🔁 209 💬 51 📌 4A British grandmother with a valid visa detained by ICE for 6 weeks.
"So why did ICE detain her, and keep her locked up for so long? ICE officers are paid a bonus every time they detain someone. 'Individual ICE agents get money per head that they detain – the guards told me that,' Karen says."
Sounds like I missed some neolib nonsense.
21.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am never going to get over the fact thar so many Americans died that corpses stacked up in nursing homes and hospital morgues, that refrigerator trucks had to be brought in for the overflow, and that the big takeaway from Important Pundits is there should have been *less* mitigation.
21.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 4395 🔁 1252 💬 114 📌 47We gotta be more than about how mad we can make Trump.
That's partially why Newsom annoys me. He thinks he's gonna troll his way into the nomination and some of you are willing to let him. "But I like his social media!" That's not even him writing the posts what are you talking about
He knows. He's just a POS pretending to have innocently stumbled into ableism because he's allergic to accountability.
21.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another thing that is detestable about the Mamdani sweeps announcement is the coercion to get them into shelters, with the leverage being throwing everything they own away. It’s not up to the government. That’s a short hop away from forced institutionalization, my friend. Absolutely not.
21.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0OMG HE'S *THAT* TOOL?!?
21.02.2026 12:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This tariff ruling is causing considerable confusion.
But one thing is clear. 100% of any tariff refunds will be paid to corporations that passed on increased costs to consumers. We paid the tariffs. They will get the refund. Prices won't come back down. The people will get screwed yet again.
I didn't meet another Audrey for the first time until I was 20 or 21. And she was an older lady who came through my line when I worked checkout at a grocery store.
I knew Audras, Aubreys, and Andreas, but no other Audreys.
In fact I got called Andrea a LOT. 🙄
The dorks at my school didn't even pick up on the fact that the first syllable of my name sounds like "odd".
And nowadays you can find the name on souvenirs and that kinda thing. When I was a kid my grandma had to order stuff with my name because it just was not common.
The world is a funner place because of Gail's chaos. 😂💖
21.02.2026 11:52 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Reading an AITA:
"I want to name my daughter Audrey but my sister says she'll get bullied for it."
My reaction as an Audrey who was bullied mercilessly:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I got bullied for my clothes, my hair, my taste in music, my taste in movies, my LAST name & 1,000 other things but not the name Audrey
They're the same. The only difference is Vance is *also* a Christofacist.
He just went on Ben Shapiro's podcast and said he's right about trans people.
He's a fucking fascist.
The Roberts Court loves corporations. Corporations are their benefactor more so than Trump. Corporations were not happy with the tariffs. SCOTUS rules against Trump when it's Corporations v. Trump. End of.
Don't let this fool you into thinking this court as any goddamn legitimacy. It does not.
Smashing a bottle on the nearest table and then staring at them dead-eyed while they freak out would put a stop to that. That's why they want women quiet and submissive.
20.02.2026 13:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He tears down homeless encampments for photo ops. He agrees with everything MAGA says about trans people. He vowed to personally kill CA's billionaire tax. There's no way in hell he'd dismantle ICE or DHS because he's a fascist bootlicker, too.
20.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0"people will die" warned everyone who knows anything about trans healthcare and prisons.
20.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 38 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0He absolutely would not. His policies on half a dozen things are exactly the same as Trump's.
20.02.2026 10:33 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Dolphins share too many traits with humans to be trusted.
20.02.2026 10:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Glad to know I'm not the only genius who tries stuff like this. 😂💖
20.02.2026 10:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now I know you're just a sicko troll.
GFY.
People *are* doing what they can to fight back.
What have you done besides tell rape survivors to shut up and sit down?
Every time I see a report of ICE leaving Minnesota or Minneapolis I think "I wish" because uh, they're still here being assholes & terrorizing people, just not as much in some places but more so in other places best I can tell and of course people are still imprisoned in misery at Whipple & . . . 🧵
19.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 5004 🔁 1744 💬 4 📌 0Can anyone help Vampy out?
Share far and wide, please.
Something to strive for.
19.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The snow is gone.
Usually I feel a little melancholy about it.
This year? "Fuck off ya crystallized bastard!" 😆