Audrey

I DIED ON THE BORDER!! 😭

Was the lead guy. Steve Page and BNL parted ways around 2009.

I have to do this when we do our D&D Weekends! Our DM is a night owl and my brain panics if I'm not awake at 6 AM. 🫠😆

It's true. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Me: *posts some WIP art pics on FB*

My older cousin: I didn't know you were artistic

Me [in my head]: That's because the uncle you think walks on water discouraged me as a kid by telling me not to even try, and that art was my sister's thing because she was "good at it".

🫠

I got the world's firmest mattress last year. It hasn't improved anything but my bad hip sure acts up more.

This looks like one of those "Being too poor to afford furniture is actually GOOD for you" type BS articles.

I don't know about anyone else, but in terms of my life, this is some impactful shit right here. Thank you, Joel, Trace, Josh, Kevin, and Jim.

It is!

I keep getting eaten by zombies on my way to Canada!!

#DeathRoadToCanada

Look... either carry me to the toaster or you can't complain about the flotasam I pick up getting there. 😆

OMG... I don't remember it at all.

Sounds frustrating. 😆

I Am Bread???

I missed Untitled Goose Game when it was new but Xbox has it on sale and now I enjoy wreaking goose-shaped havoc every day. 🪿

That's the gayest thing of all

By January "guillotine" is going to be the moderate position, and these clowns aren't even in the same zip code.

It's an in bed before 9 kind of night.

As a disabled fat woman I started blocking people for that shit (fatphobia, ableism, homophobia, etc aimed at terrible people) years ago. I have yet to regret a single block.

Really makes me angry when y’all resort to moralising with ppl who we have very justified reasons to condemn. blast someone for being fascist without insulting their weight. You can call someone a Nazi without judging them for having kids by multiple parents. Bigotry is unrelated to addiction.

So I'm 100 short on everything and groceries

🎶Oh, now feel it coming back again
Like a rolling thunder chasing the wind
Forces pulling from the center of the Earth again
I can feeeeel iiiit🎶

Welcome as always.

I got you.

95% of my brain: Let's DO STUFF! Let's paint. Let's organize. Let's make room for that dresser we're finally gonna order!

The executive function part of my brain: 💀

Americans of the military sort can usually be distracted by sports and smoked meats and people in skimpy swim suits.

The first country to fight us using US stereotypes will beat us... faster than the other countries that have beaten us.

The pink one is whimsical! 😄

Left. The right one isn't bad, I just like left better.

Hey um om going to be out of pet food soon please if anyone can spare or even order the food that would be great

I don't *think* it's depression that has me back in bed. I think it's pain/ fatigue combined with sleeping like crap last week.

Either way, zzzzz...

MY GOOD SEEING EYES, RUINED AGAIN! 😵

Oh man I was dozing.