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GOOD NEWS! For the FIRST time ever, and after MORE THAN 30 YEARS of HIV vaccine clinical trials, researchers have developed a vaccine that has SUCCESSFULLY generated TIER 2 broadly neutralizing antibodies (bnAbs) against HIV and BLOCKS viral infection in vaccinated PEOPLE.

Squashed image of a cat with the text "ok now your [sic] just pissing me off"

I shouldn't have joked about installing Linux

Cut Medicare by 1 trillion dollars

nazis are bad but it’s almost more annoying that current age nazis are all dweeby dork nerds. they should be stuffed in lockers not running the world

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Game: Golden Sun
Anime: Hunter x Hunter (2011)
Animal: Otter
Number: 4
Color: Turquoise

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This feels like starting a new Stardew Valley file on a new farm

Seems so 👀

Picture of welcome mat with text: au-dac-i-ty o'dasede noun 1. Not calling or texting before 'stopping by "And here you are, with the audacity.

I feel this in my soul

A sticker on the back of a truck that reads "No airbags, we die like men".

Fellas, is it gay to survive a car wreck?

SFFD: Injured person dies after Cruise cars block first responders San Francisco Fire Department personnel said a critically injured person died after two Cruise cars prevented first responders from leaving the area.

Two driverless Cruise cars stalled out and delayed an ambulance from leaving the scene of a crash.

The person hurt in the crash died of their injuries.

It's unbelievable that techo-capitalists are allowed to experiment with our lives on the line like this.

one thing i absolutely hate about twitter are terminally online leftists splitting hairs about who "counts" as the working class. we simply do not have to re-litigate arguments about brain workers and body workers, PLEASE.

[first person to eat an onion]
this apple is haunted

I'm pretty impressed by the positive impact Pokémon Sleep has had on my sleep habits!

It's got me wondering what else I should gamify..

A mugger with a knife approaches a man in a white coat and glasses. The mugger says "gimme your wallet..." The glasses man swiftly bends the mugger's back over his knee and dislocates his spine with a loud KRAK. Later, an EMT looks at the mugger's paralyzed body on a stretcher and says "jeez, you really fucked him up. He's looking at total paralysis. You're like, a complete butcher. With great confidence, the glasses man points to himself and says "no, I'm a chiropractor."

cartoon panel of a woman with radiating black lightning coming from her head, caption reads with a violent exertion of her will-power, Fantomah throws out destructive thought rays

this is what they had to do before posting was invented

I forgot I had an invite..
Well, hi. :)