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The Skiver

@theskiver.bsky.social

Lawyer. Writer. Inept amateur sportsman. Occasionally finds himself funny.

34 Followers  |  43 Following  |  7 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.365

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Very sorry to hear this news. My thoughts are with you and all who loved your mother.

25.01.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Teenager: I think I'm going to apply for #TheTraitors. I think I'd be a great #Traitor.

Me: No, you'd be rubbish at one of the most important parts of the show.

Teenager: (indignantly) Rubbish. What part?

Me: The part where you have to stay off your phone for 3 weeks!

#TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK

24.01.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the bit on #TheTraitors where a #Traitor says "I was always just being myself".

You mean you murder people in real life, too?

#TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK

24.01.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've missed that little fellow

08.12.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and should you ever find yourself in Buckinghamshire, I will happily recommend you a pub that serves good red wine.

04.12.2024 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really enjoyed seeing @watsoncomedian.bsky.social live for the first time. There's something quite refreshing about a comedian who gives you the impression that they've just stopped by for a chat and a laugh at it all. No lecturing, no real anecdotage, just good - hilarious - fun.

03.12.2024 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm, OK, this all seems to be very bright and shiny and...spacious? Wonder who else is here that I know?

26.11.2024 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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