Jessi 🖊️🥀

THANK YOU OG BESTIECOUSIE™️

I just want my jaw and left hip to stay in place while I sleep.

Pain is paining.

The goal is to make his dick as large as physically possible so he can pee on absolutely everything like the lost little puppy he really is.

Remember boys and girls,

The majority NFL talent are BLACK.

The Super Bowl Halftime
Show was unapologetically BLACK (finally)

The haters are crying because their team was soundly beaten by the DEI team.

The halftime show was the final straw for them LOLLLLLLLL

I am simply TIRED of this, Grandpa.

I know, I know. It’s too damn bad.

Watching Almost Famous does something really beautiful to my soul. It’s like a hug. But then I usually cut it off after the band celebrates being on the cover. That’s where my heart wants it to end. Cameron Crowe broke my heart with the ending.

Southern University performing at the Super Bowl this year during black history month hits a little different!

Thank you for sharing your greatness and talents for the world to see!

Today someone asked me who I was rooting for in the Super Bowl and I said the Sooners. 😂

I owe so much of my personality to Dr. Susan Lewis. The OG Aunt mom. 💪🏻

Olivia would probably sneak on the table and eat his food after being a hidden figure for weeks.

If we break it down, he listens to Coach Reid like it’s law. That’s probably marching orders, and he’s a good Ohio boy.

He also has direct orders that Tree Paine (Taylor’s publicist) is giving him to protect his partner as well.

This is a nuance that is either understood or not.

Honestly, this Super Bowl halftime show will never be topped…

I will say one thing about Travis Kelce’s comment about the Cheeto: I hope Meredith pees on your favorite blanket.

You’re forgetting that YG, a fellow Compton rapper, has the quintessential Cheeto diss track. Kendrick could easily bring him out.

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

“The Grammys are rigged!”

Well yeah, it’s only 13,000 people that vote and most of them are in LA or NYC and are interconnected, friendly, or colleagues. It’s like your middle school student council election all over again. When you look at it from that perspective, you’ll stop getting mad.

I fucking H A T E this for you!!!! I’ve seen this before. I’m sure the haters mass reported you. I know that can be an auto ban. Ugh.

I love that I’m over here in my Swiftie corner just clowning away and then Gaga’s door swings right open and we get a music video disguised as a Mastercard commercial.

I love it when women of pop

I know there’s a lot of shit happening in the world and especially LA rn, but the Grammy’s are a time to celebrate the songs that we bopped hard to. The fact that ~most~ of the nominees are friends or friendly is making my heart soar. It’s going to be a fun night. That being said, Fuck Chris Brown.

That’s what happens when there’s not a housewife to calm the egos down.

Oh honey, the “annoying” person who always retorts with advice rather than just listening probably has a trauma response because they have only been sought out to be a problem solver and not much else.

It’s me. I’m the annoying person. 🙃

Voltarin becoming otc is one of the most beautiful things but also sucks because collagen disorder makes me metabolize it way quicker than normies.

Tomorrow is for hanging out with my playlists and absolute disassociation.

Only way to handle the cramps and spine stiffness. 😭

The weather is going to fucking weather this week

Signed, my spine that can sense when it’s going to rain.

I’m also on my period 😭

The crampies are fueling the painsomnia tonight. It’s lovely sprinkled on top of the usually cracking and aching and stinging of my spine. 🙃

Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "

You get the point.

FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.

All I have to say, is I love seeing some Sooners in the Super Bowl. It makes me happy. 🥰

As a Jalen Hurts via Sooners fan, I’m conflicted. As a Swiftie, I am not.