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woody and buzz lightyear from toy story are standing next to each other and saying `` everywhere ! '' ALT: woody and buzz lightyear from toy story are standing next to each other and saying `` everywhere ! ''

Woke up horny. Usually this app helps with that. But all I see is Taylor Swift mentions.

12.08.2025 06:25 — 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

The Wizard of Oz telling Elphaba and Glinda his life’s story:

11.08.2025 00:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

She is me, I am she

11.08.2025 18:59 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Spending every morning on the kayak has been the best part of my week of funemployment

12.08.2025 13:45 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sign: ALL YOU CAN EAT ASS $18.99

i’m starting a recession proof business

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a man dressed in a monkey costume holds a cell phone ALT: a man dressed in a monkey costume holds a cell phone

The lady at the grocery store said I look like a a hybrid of Chris Pratt and Ed Sheeran and I don’t know how to take that

10.08.2025 21:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah I’m into BDSM (bagels, danishes, scones, muffins)

10.08.2025 08:58 — 👍 66 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

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If I had a bald boyfriend I’d rub a paste of sunscreen and chia seeds on his head every night baby we’re going to protect that dome one way or another

10.08.2025 15:53 — 👍 51 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 1

Guys have you tried pizza (peet-zuh)? They have it in my local shop it’s really nice!

10.08.2025 16:17 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

every time i smoke (right now)

29.03.2025 05:23 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

A flower in the shape of a penis

Hahahaha nice.

10.08.2025 10:03 — 👍 131 🔁 4 💬 12 📌 1

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Stop putting sirens in your music for the love of fucking god

10.08.2025 00:59 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Picture of SpongeBob and Patrick with a hook in Patrick’s butt

oops

10.08.2025 15:17 — 👍 106 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

Kindle shaped tan lines loading…

Thanks for the 📖 recco @thenakedreader.bsky.social

10.08.2025 15:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Week off starts now!

09.08.2025 12:07 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

No better feeling! Off to the next adventure

09.08.2025 12:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What a beautiful day to be gay

08.08.2025 16:51 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

ok so I’ve decided that I don’t want to work, I just want to travel and be a faggot

22.07.2025 00:23 — 👍 110 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 2

Guy will be like "I know a spot" and it's his prostate

24.07.2025 05:21 — 👍 313 🔁 37 💬 5 📌 4

Photo of a paper that shows Professor Oak saying “Wait! It’s dangerous out there! Take one of these.” With pictures of the Kanto starters that can ripped off the paper

02.08.2025 14:36 — 👍 844 🔁 185 💬 17 📌 10

Me looking for oomf 🍆 pics

03.08.2025 03:51 — 👍 198 🔁 4 💬 15 📌 3

don’t forget to kiss your gym bros between sets!

02.08.2025 16:51 — 👍 49 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

You know it’s going to be a good day when you wake up to a nice cup of coffee and *redacted* 😌😌

03.08.2025 08:15 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Advertise your account with a gif

03.08.2025 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me inviting men from the internet to my city

02.08.2025 16:39 — 👍 156 🔁 12 💬 8 📌 0

Soft launching the alt?

31.07.2025 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A sign on a door instructing to enter "8008" on a keypad to unlock a suite designated for pumping or breastfeeding.

the seventh grader in me wants to high five whoever did this

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