@maplesstev.bsky.social
🇨🇦 👬 Happily Partnered with the best dog in the world 1% Stud 99% Muffin Socials: sstevo11 Good reads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/103617237
This scratched my millennial brain so well
07.12.2025 16:37 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Slap my ass and call me Santa I woke up feeling festive af this morning 🎅🏼🎄
26.11.2025 08:09 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0New tattoo booked! Now to
Figure out where I’m putting him. Thigh, calf or another addition to the arm
Please never call me “big guy”. I will punch you in the face.
05.12.2025 22:35 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1💀
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Who can compete these days lmfao 🤣
06.12.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0After spending an aggressive amount of money on athletic therapy and physio, I owe a formal apology to the foot fetish community who offered to do all this work rubbin my toes for FREE when I was younger. Preventive care was literally right there, and I missed it.
06.12.2025 14:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Sleigh
21.12.2024 11:07 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Episode 3 of Heated Rivalry is based on my favourite book in the series (hot take) and I’m genuinely terrified that “boners by book” will not equal “boners by episode.”
Will report back with the science.
It’s that special time of year where spotify wrapped spits in my face and calls me a F✨ggot
03.12.2025 16:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
no one has ever been hornier than her
01.12.2025 01:59 — 👍 44 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 2
Me.
01.12.2025 17:49 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Good morning
28.11.2025 13:29 — 👍 66 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
Not Bert & Ernie trynna get Jonathan into a throuple
24.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 773 🔁 65 💬 10 📌 9The comments by Cole Caufield & Jared Davidson 😅
24.11.2025 17:34 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Unhinged A1 steak sauce ad on Instagram featuring a jacked man in an A-shirt and short shorts, holding a meatloaf and a bottle of steak sauce with his glistening, bulging muscles.
okay which one of you is running social for A1 steak sauce
24.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 404 🔁 14 💬 18 📌 2Made a joke about selling my socks and boxer briefs for a donation and now I’m creating a shipping label
24.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is a dreammmmm
17.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a vibe
17.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gahhhh a model
17.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😱😍😍
17.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not enough people are posting photos of their dogs on here
17.11.2025 00:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 4
A daily dose of vitamin c. One of the three limited edition prints available in my print shop. #oilpainting #art
16.11.2025 04:11 — 👍 3208 🔁 343 💬 30 📌 8
Every time @jaketobinxoxo.bsky.social posts a sketch of someone new in his story, the chat goes off investigating if we know that dick, this is what community Is all about.
16.11.2025 14:53 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I always love when I’m doom scrolling on IG and there’s some surprise nudes that James Bond their way into the algorithm before being taken down
16.11.2025 13:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0huge slut for a lil red wine and charcuterie board moment.
15.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 71 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0creampies & movies.
15.11.2025 05:01 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
Got Hilary duff tickets - SO READY to mosh to metamorphosis
15.11.2025 14:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay 👌
OK 👍
Okayyy 🫥
K 🔪
