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@maplesstev.bsky.social

Elder millennial, less cool half of a DINKWAD ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿฆฎ thatโ€™s always cold and needs more blankets Ig/ Snap Socials: sstevo11 Good reads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/103617237

1,011 Followers  |  996 Following  |  264 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  1.8187

Latest posts by maplesstev.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Then I have to remember wtf i was doing in said game

31.01.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5015    ๐Ÿ” 487    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and glasses is holding his chest and saying `` i 'm in my prime ! '' ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is holding his chest and saying `` i 'm in my prime ! ''
09.02.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny was iconic but when โ€œGasolinaโ€ came on I briefly believed I was still a club-capable youth. That was a medical miscalculation for my neck, back , knees and crack . This post is sponsored by Aleve extra strength.

09.02.2026 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nooo donโ€™t shave your bush your so sexy aha

Nooo donโ€™t shave your bush your so sexy aha

08.02.2026 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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When you inadvertently stumble upon besties alt

06.02.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is everyone on here so hot

05.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Valak in the snow โ›„๏ธ

Valak in the snow โ›„๏ธ

Lol here it issss ๐Ÿคฉ

05.02.2026 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just sitting here patiently waiting for @paabbzzz.bsky.social to post one of the cutest photos of his super athletic doggo getting ready to win gold and hearts at the Winter Olympics

05.02.2026 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People being late to meetings they asked for themselves: a concept ๐Ÿคฉ

04.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mood

03.02.2026 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
03.02.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think a fellow gay started working at the gym because the sauna now has a sign saying โ€œNo shoes or underwear allowed.โ€ The way this was written and posted over the little sauna window with cruising intentionโ€ฆ

03.02.2026 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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watching watching
bambi shrek

29.01.2026 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™all, this is actually so interesting to me

02.02.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a gay whoโ€™s ironically allergic to
Nutsโ€ฆ real question! Are they as chalky as they look or are they more like a pumpkin seed vibe?

02.02.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

groundHOG day, but hold the ground.

02.02.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a big pikachu plush under a large weight lifting bar with multiple weights on each side

Photo of a big pikachu plush under a large weight lifting bar with multiple weights on each side

05.11.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1259    ๐Ÿ” 344    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Happy Sunday, yโ€™all. Against all odds, we survived January.

01.02.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning to Habs fans and Habs fans only ๐ŸŒž

01.02.2026 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When someone gives you a dick deck of cards and all you do is google if the people attached to the dicks are still alive

31.01.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not the bush!!!!!

31.01.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆJust wondering if one of the gay people in my phone can dress me! Because i just ordered my 4th jersey this month and things are getting hetrosexually out of hand

31.01.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHY ARE MEN SO BEAUTIFUL!? Donโ€™t you all know Iโ€™ve got stuff to do

05.01.2026 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Me liking every #fcf post

30.01.2026 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DRINK YOUR COFFEE.
READ YOUR BOOKS.
IT'S CHAOS OUT THERE.

DRINK YOUR COFFEE. READ YOUR BOOKS. IT'S CHAOS OUT THERE.

#SelfCare Too

29.01.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1038    ๐Ÿ” 207    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Me zoning out at work and coming across as focusing on a task like

30.01.2026 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 224    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know itโ€™s FCF butโ€ฆ

30.01.2026 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a cookie in the shape of a heart that says โ€œnice dick broโ€ on it.

A picture of a cookie in the shape of a heart that says โ€œnice dick broโ€ on it.

Me liking and responding to your posts on BlueSky.

16.02.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 671    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I'm sorry I did a deep dive into your media tab and liked a bunch of pics from two years ago. In my defense, I have limited self control and you have a sushi-grade ass.

06.08.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 560    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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