Bobby Kandik

Senator Ruben Gallego didn't mince words. Read the full daily bulletin: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...

"Quiet, Piggy"

Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."

They all thought Zohran was genuinely going to be snatched and deported to Uganda like some fucking movie 💀💀

Literally before anything else Trump is a celebrity who values celebrity for its own sake; fame is his only love in this world. So he's ineluctably drawn to its carriers: celebrities. And Zohran is a famous celebrity.

That's all this is

"Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"

"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!"

😬

Man these people must be high on stupid. How many times do you have to do something to get burned, before you realize that it doesn't work. You cannot be friends with your opposition. Especially now. You will get burned every time.

Oh we're cancelling Bill Gates? Absolutely who else is involved? Cancel the fuck out of ANYONE involved

Wow.

okay if they find emails between jp morgan (died 1913) and jeffery epstein (died 2019) that would be a big scoop

Well I have seen enough, it's time to bully them into removing him.

Uh cool?

And that is when we should have taken Grandpa's keys away.

I see the supreme Court FINALLY did something right today. They're still shit. But at least they didn't take away gay right. Today, tomorrow however is another day.

NEWS: U.S. Senate advances bill to reopen the federal government in a 60-40 vote.

Dems who votes yes:
🔵 Catherine Cortez Masto
🔵 Dick Durbin
🔵 John Fetterman
🔵 Maggie Hassan
🔵 Tim Kaine
🔵 Angus King
🔵 Jackie Rosen
🔵 Jeanne Shaheen

Republicans who voted no:
🔴 Rand Paul

Newsom: He is a historic president—a historically unpopular president. Underwater in every key category—I mean, you can’t even make this up; this is hard to do…

Senate Dems, do not cave. Ensuring healthcare premiums don’t surge is an 80-20 issue. They want to gut the ACA because their disdain for Obama far outweighs their concern for anyone’s health.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

Trump standing looking indifferent while a man possibly dies next to him. A few bald men hold his legs up in the air as if he’s going to take a giant shit or give birth. Sure, maybe it’s to help the blood flow to his head faster. Either way, graphic reads “Trump care, concepts of a plan since 2015.”

New ad dropped:

Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."

One week ago the owner of my local bodega told me he didn’t do politics. Tonight he was wearing a NYC “I voted” sticker, saw me and smiled.

“I changed my mind,” he said.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

Remember: Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about Dick Cheney, but your horrible warmonger ghoul friends...well, they'll probably only see them if you post them on Twitter.

Opening my timeline to find out Dick Cheney died

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.