harper!

watching dropout is like 30% interesting and creative deconstructions of american television staples, 40% paying a monthly subscription to watch other people play jackbox games, 15% arcane and unknowable artifacts of the long-dead collegehumor civilization, and 15% dimension 20

dude, i'm looking into training/gym shoes for the first time in a hot minute, why do all shoes look stupid now

like, what happened to normal shoes

if you want to draw your big gay art pieces but your technical skill feels like it isn't up to par yet just remember the golden rule: "i can use more references for this"

DEFCON 1 ROSALINA GIRL COCK IMAGE

It's called "Yaoi", Snake. It's when two men love each other a whole lot

Mmh, kinda like you and me.

Wh- Snake! Don't be ridiculous!!

What? I was j-

We're more like male yuri, anyway

i don't really push my albums but in my hometown of Ogden UT there's a guy making AI music under the name Appalachian Anarchy and he's often at the top of the tag. BC won't remove him and i'm barely beating him out so please keep wrrrrrrr above him because ai music is not real art. fuck that guy

[Your 23yo mutual]: I stayed up till 5am, I've had 3 energy drinks today, I've ran 5 miles, I am unkillable

[Your 36yo mutual]: You know what. Heating pads are really nice, even when your body isn't in agony. It's just a very comforting feeling as you sit there doing your tasks.

Seeing a lot of videos asking "Why don't more people play fighting games," but I never see anyone bring up my answer. They talk about complexity, single player content, the usual suspects. But I think the number one thing keeping people from playing FGs is simply nobody wants to get their ass kicked

buzzfeed article with the headline showing what If Disney Princesses Were "Dat Boi" with ariel from the little mermaid being the first example

Game: Pre-Owned Game
Console: PlayStation 2
Created by: TheSlyder
Uploaded on: February 26th, 2010

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

IF ORGANIZATION 13 IS SO KOOL HOW CUM THEY DON'T HAVE THEYRE OWN HOME BREW LINUX DISTRO FOR DA NOKIA PHONE DA 700 DOLLAR ONE WITH THE CAMERA FROM 2006

Game: Good 4 You
Console: Xbox 360
Created by: Barondando
Uploaded on: July 10th, 2009

Sonic the hedgehog giving a peace sign

mario from super mario 64

PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window. MATTIE: EXCUSE ME? GUY: Yeah? PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it. MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball? GUY: A wizard sold me that – it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me! GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that. PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide. EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract? GUY: I guess so! PANEL 4: Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script. GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that. EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS

what’s with the eyeball | patreon.com/lubchansky

Being disabled is not a moral failing.

It’s not something you can try harder your way out of.

Healthy lifestyle and “wellness” won’t stop it from happening.

It’s a minority group you can join at any time.

We aren’t less than.

We aren’t expendable.

We aren’t to blame.

Meryl 'Metal Gear Solid' PlayStation

Meryl
'Metal Gear Solid'
PlayStation

Rouge the bat, standing on one foot as she looks thoughtfully to her left, holding up her index finger and pointing it kinda under her chin? Like she's not pointing at anything in particular, she's just doing that thing to make herself look more thoughtful. She's got her other arm behind her back, and her head is tilted. Text next to her reads: "godforsaken pest animal"

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

Please stop saying more training will fix ICE or even police brutality in general.

Education won't solve brutality if you're being taught how to brutalize people.

old sybil blink

Can we normalize eating a raw onion like an apple?

Horizon Zero Dawn (2017)

it is not customary to make a toast before hitting the weed pen, she begins,

Roxie is (not) Tall (prev comm)

The Sims™ 4

The Sims™ 4

Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.