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@asmo917.bsky.social

I like dogs.

34 Followers  |  177 Following  |  259 Posts  |  Joined: 28.07.2023  |  1.9469

Latest posts by asmo917.bsky.social on Bluesky

It took 54 seconds from turning on ESPN’s coverage of the Leafs game to hear something so incredibly stupid I had to immediately mute the game.

24.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HALLELUJAH. Love Woll, hope he and his family are well, and love the Leafs’ tandem.

24.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was donating any money to my alma mater this shit wound have stopped it immediately.

18.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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17.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13403    πŸ” 10870    πŸ’¬ 602    πŸ“Œ 1341

Walk and a steal for Randy, homer by Rodriguez

16.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone should tell the Leafs the second periods of games count too.

13.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Miss You Please Call You’re Cousin Mark Aunt Jeannie is in the hospital They Thought Apendicks but was just Gas.

11.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing in my first Star Wars Unlimited tournament (a Store Showdown) since set 3. Super excited, better prepared with this deck than I was for any other Store Showdown…still likely to end up something like 1-4.

Still rather spend my time playing this game than almost anything else.

11.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the Leafs postgame interviews and it struck me that β€œold man” or β€œelder statesman” Morgan Reilly is 13 years younger than me and I’ve turned to dust.

09.10.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Within the first minute of a 10-minute discussion, @petebuttigieg.bsky.social repeats the long-debunked hoax that Hamas put babies in ovens. He's the worst Obama cover band out there

03.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 20

When you are totally out of ideas

01.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 898    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 6
A fundraising text 

NEW MESSAGE
FROM:
Chuck Schumer
Meredith, is there anything I can say to convince you to donate $20 (becomes $80!) to help take back the Senate majority

A fundraising text NEW MESSAGE FROM: Chuck Schumer Meredith, is there anything I can say to convince you to donate $20 (becomes $80!) to help take back the Senate majority

β€œI’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

30.09.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6430    πŸ” 962    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 72

I got a fundraising email from Jeffries earlier this week and instead of just ignoring it or unsubscribing I replied with β€œGo fuck yourself.” It made me feel better in the moment and I feel even better about it tonight.

28.09.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This only happens to you once

26.09.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 21731    πŸ” 4253    πŸ’¬ 351    πŸ“Œ 181
Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

27.09.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 14688    πŸ” 3162    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 108

"33" was probably one of the most stressful hours of tv lol

23.09.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 663    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 7

One of the few Dems with a backbone quoting Andor. We love to see it, don’t we folks?

22.09.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Based on the polling I’ve seen, shouldn’t Jeffries be trying to get an endorsement from Mamdani?

Also, Jeffries is an unserious leader and not fit for the times.

22.09.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i agree that i deserve better buddy

22.09.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 858    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I think I’d have heard something about this if it were true.

21.09.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

achilles gazing into the sky at troy, moments before engaging in the last battle of his life, zapped by a bolt of fact from the future.

he sees elephants in the alps. the printing press. the automobile. the atomic bomb. the 2010 verse by jay z on the song "monster". his eyes narrow into eternity.

20.09.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If only the 1980 US Olympic hockey team had been awarded a gold medal from some other organization, like the IOC, congresspeople could maybe do some oversight instead of whatever this is.

16.09.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trains have always been cool.

11.09.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

10.09.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4170    πŸ” 650    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 14

tim apple what if i just want to forget

10.09.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 403    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
I can

I can

I can

30.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17303    πŸ” 4091    πŸ’¬ 358    πŸ“Œ 344

More personally, Davey’s slightly hunched-over, kinda pigeon-toed walks to and from the mound reminded me of my late grandmother.

My favorite Nats managers will always be Daveys.

06.09.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I remembered some of my favorites.

03.09.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Remembered Some Maple Leafs Guys

02.09.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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