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@asmo917.bsky.social

I like dogs.

37 Followers  |  187 Following  |  353 Posts  |  Joined: 28.07.2023  |  1.6498

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holy lmfao nate

22.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 433    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 72

Nathan MacKinnon may still kill someone on the ice before this ceremony is over.

22.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah you can’t do that when you’re not wearing a Panther sweater

22.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Toews and Marchand have both been brutal this game but that was some next level bad luck on the open net.

22.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elbows fucking up lads

22.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having seen him on his last tour, he still put on a hell of a show.

You’re also absolutely correct.

22.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Slovakia wants to do their best to ensure the world experiences some joy, they need to start taking every possible cheap shot at a Tkachuk they can.

20.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw the live show in Toledo, Ohio. And had the cassette.

20.02.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No conflicts here. I hate Matthew Tkachuk more than everyone but two people on the planet.

19.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She can indeed get bent. Happy for Knight.

19.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

President Minh, April 30, 1975:

18.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big Game Mitch, that’s what I call him.

18.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do think there’s a certain type of Democrat that realizes it’s possible we are dealing with a perfect storm where almost any Democrat will win, and are terrified we might nominate radical candidates who will actually engage in needed change instead of status quo corporate centrist bullshit.

16.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4354    πŸ” 872    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 37

Can’t wait to follow noclip_3, aka DannytheHoofGuy

16.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never been more thankful for having easy access to the CBC here in the States and that’s saying something.

16.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we doing AP class reminiscing for some weird ass reason? Okay, I have a story. I took 5 AP classes in HS and bet my principal $100 I’d average a 4. I meant it as a joke. I averaged a 4. He paid me $100 cash at senior awards night as part of the event.

15.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A large-headed, round panda mascot with rosy cheeks and a cheek full of food poses for the camera.

A large-headed, round panda mascot with rosy cheeks and a cheek full of food poses for the camera.

Mochi Mochi Panda is a panda-like creature that is squishy like mochi (rice cake), but is neither a panda nor a rice cake.

15.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12
r/analytics
β€’ IOh
We just found out our AI has been making up
analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna
throw up.
Support
So we've been using an Al agent since November to
answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed
amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations,
everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this
entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on
data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a
deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing
plausible sounding percentages.
I only caught it by accident when someone asked me
to double check something. I started digging, and
holy shit, it's bad.

r/analytics β€’ IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

14.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 20273    πŸ” 5291    πŸ’¬ 418    πŸ“Œ 1235

Luigi.

14.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Peacock’s play by play announcer for this Sweden vs Finland game is fucking embarrassing. Names wrong, not describing play on the ice. Horrible. Just horrible.

13.02.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

07.02.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 32028    πŸ” 6634    πŸ’¬ 209    πŸ“Œ 154
Troy Stecher's reunion tour: Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton | The Leaf: Blueprint S11 E8
YouTube video by Toronto Maple Leafs Troy Stecher's reunion tour: Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton | The Leaf: Blueprint S11 E8

I believe this would be of interest to one @xbsharp.bsky.social

youtu.be/eqBBZlnAId4?...

07.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By some miracle, Tampa actually got a (5-on-3!) PP out of that sequence. The real win was that Hagel beat Tkachuk’s ass.

06.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s see if this works…

06.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Matthew Tkachuk is such a fucking greaseball. I hope USA Hockey eats yards and yards of shit at the Olympics.

06.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus fucking Christ I wish there was an opposition party in this country.

05.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Martinez ends her testimony with this:

"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."

03.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5227    πŸ” 1311    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 91
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03.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a hockey player wearing a number 28 jersey Alt: Troy Stecher celebrates something or other.

I’m so ridiculously in love with Troy Stecher.

03.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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