holy lmfao nate
22.02.2026 16:22 β π 433 π 84 π¬ 11 π 72@asmo917.bsky.social
I like dogs.
holy lmfao nate
22.02.2026 16:22 β π 433 π 84 π¬ 11 π 72Nathan MacKinnon may still kill someone on the ice before this ceremony is over.
22.02.2026 16:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah you canβt do that when youβre not wearing a Panther sweater
22.02.2026 15:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Toews and Marchand have both been brutal this game but that was some next level bad luck on the open net.
22.02.2026 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elbows fucking up lads
22.02.2026 13:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having seen him on his last tour, he still put on a hell of a show.
Youβre also absolutely correct.
If Slovakia wants to do their best to ensure the world experiences some joy, they need to start taking every possible cheap shot at a Tkachuk they can.
20.02.2026 21:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I saw the live show in Toledo, Ohio. And had the cassette.
20.02.2026 05:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No conflicts here. I hate Matthew Tkachuk more than everyone but two people on the planet.
19.02.2026 22:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She can indeed get bent. Happy for Knight.
19.02.2026 21:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0President Minh, April 30, 1975:
18.02.2026 22:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big Game Mitch, thatβs what I call him.
18.02.2026 18:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do think thereβs a certain type of Democrat that realizes itβs possible we are dealing with a perfect storm where almost any Democrat will win, and are terrified we might nominate radical candidates who will actually engage in needed change instead of status quo corporate centrist bullshit.
16.02.2026 04:51 β π 4354 π 872 π¬ 88 π 37Canβt wait to follow noclip_3, aka DannytheHoofGuy
16.02.2026 22:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have never been more thankful for having easy access to the CBC here in the States and thatβs saying something.
16.02.2026 17:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are we doing AP class reminiscing for some weird ass reason? Okay, I have a story. I took 5 AP classes in HS and bet my principal $100 Iβd average a 4. I meant it as a joke. I averaged a 4. He paid me $100 cash at senior awards night as part of the event.
15.02.2026 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A large-headed, round panda mascot with rosy cheeks and a cheek full of food poses for the camera.
Mochi Mochi Panda is a panda-like creature that is squishy like mochi (rice cake), but is neither a panda nor a rice cake.
15.02.2026 14:46 β π 453 π 105 π¬ 8 π 12r/analytics β’ IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
14.02.2026 23:47 β π 20273 π 5291 π¬ 418 π 1235Luigi.
14.02.2026 03:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Peacockβs play by play announcer for this Sweden vs Finland game is fucking embarrassing. Names wrong, not describing play on the ice. Horrible. Just horrible.
13.02.2026 11:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: thatβs a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? π
I believe this would be of interest to one @xbsharp.bsky.social
youtu.be/eqBBZlnAId4?...
By some miracle, Tampa actually got a (5-on-3!) PP out of that sequence. The real win was that Hagel beat Tkachukβs ass.
06.02.2026 04:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs see if this worksβ¦
06.02.2026 04:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Matthew Tkachuk is such a fucking greaseball. I hope USA Hockey eats yards and yards of shit at the Olympics.
06.02.2026 02:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jesus fucking Christ I wish there was an opposition party in this country.
05.02.2026 01:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Martinez ends her testimony with this:
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."