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"The new groups are not concerned With what there is to be learned They got Burton suits, huh, ya' think it's funny Turnin' rebellion into moneyβ βStrummer/Jones πΈ Baruch Spinoza
Thatβs the way itβs been in town
Ever since they tore the jukebox down
#tuesdaytune
Iβm surprised they replaced Tom Cruise with Jason Bateman in the new Mission: Impossible movie.
10.05.2025 14:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Per FoxNews: Melania Trump and Usha Vance to lead pre-Christmas corn husk doll-making workshop.
10.05.2025 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Other upcoming cartographic changes from the White House:
Denmark > Mar-a-Legoβ’οΈ
Vatican City > Vacation City
Turkey > McNugget
Mt. Nebo > Mt. Knee Bend
Cassino > Casino
Lappland > Lappdance Land
The Washington Monument > The Washington Emolument
How the cardinals know when the ribs are ready... #conclave
07.05.2025 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
07.05.2025 16:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Poop of Greenwich Village
04.05.2025 00:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me, everyday...
02.05.2025 14:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In other news, JD Vance wants to rename Thanksgiving to Have-You-Even-Said-Thank-You-Once Day.
02.05.2025 14:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Them: Relax you shoulders.
Me: I don't understand.
Thereβs something poignant about tossing oneβs Scrub Daddy. After all its hard work, it keeps smiling up at you. Godspeed, Scrub Daddy, godspeed.
24.04.2025 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ooh, I found Waldo!
18.04.2025 22:00 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Good Friday...
18.04.2025 21:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We need some crazy-eyed John C. Calhoun-style anti-tariff energy manifested (minus the racism and white supremacy).
03.04.2025 17:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
That's no moon. #millenniumchicken #thingsthatlooklikethedeathstar
03.04.2025 17:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Love me some Cory Booker.
01.04.2025 23:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I truly never thought Iβd be thinking about this song the way Iβve been thinking about this song lately.
29.03.2025 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My gut biome is mostly sour Skittles. Thatβs bad, right?
27.03.2025 22:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Weirdest news para of the day: βA lifelong circus performer, he began working with this specific stunt 30 years ago when he "married into a human cannonball family." For the first 15 or so of those years, he shot his now ex-wife out of the cannon before becoming the star of the show himself.β
11.03.2025 12:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Egg biscuit? I think NOPD Supt. Anne Kirkpatrick has been drinking. #nolasky #nola #mardigras
03.03.2025 22:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Baby tapirs for everyone!
01.03.2025 01:17 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sounds like a terrible remake of the movie 47 Ronin, which was already pretty bad.
01.03.2025 01:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Could someone please post a montage of European newspaper front pages. Iβm not yet feeling completely ashamed and isolated.
01.03.2025 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think Dems should all play kazoos through the whole speech.
28.02.2025 23:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I donβt care how much you love your spouse, donβt sit next to them while theyβre eating a crunchy apple. #advice
28.02.2025 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Little, tiny, teensy-weensy, itty-bitty Marco
28.02.2025 22:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Made this for y'all...
28.02.2025 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Impeach this motherfucker!
28.02.2025 17:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Impeach this motherfucker!
28.02.2025 17:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine gets upset because someone made a mannequin based on her? I know the feeling.
26.02.2025 15:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
