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Well if Vince McMahon, who cites Dr Martin Luther King Jr as one of his personal heroes, says Hulk Hogan wasn't racist, then I believe him. Pic unrelated I can't figure out how to unattach

I'm just glad that as a prominent leftist you are calling attention to the issue, sir

Delete your Instagram account

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

We got Bobson over here!

Headline “Missouri voters approved paid sick leave. So why did state Republicans repeal it?”

I’m a guy who doesn’t know the answer to this. I was born literally yesterday but I learned to read and write really fast

it should be legal for me to tell people this online

I know that there is no ethical consumption under capitalism but idk, I think I would rather watch the show by a billionaires son than the sex trafficking trump company but maybe I’m off base

Well I guess you can choose to watch all out or you can watch Brock Lesnar, the guy that was gonna participate in human trafficking if he wasn’t too drunk or if the weather was different. Gosh, I don’t know what to pick

misery index not as fun as y'all made it seem

I think finding out that if you write a mean post about Laura Loomer, a lawyer might read it to her face a year later is legitimately the best news I have ever heard in my entire life.

Forget elevated horror. Give me some ELEVATOR horror! Specifically Devil (2010), story by M. Night Shyamalan

FEDERAL AGENT PULLED FROM THE FINAL STAGES OF A TEN YEAR INVESTIGATION TO CAPTURE THE KILLER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE "HOUSTON HATCHETMAN" SERIAL MURDERS TO PATROL TOURISTS ON THE NATIONAL MALL: hey. you can't vape there

first man to get disowned by both his physical and digital children

Someone dressed as a frog mascot for a sports team is on a stretcher being carried by other mascots. His mouth is agape and eyes staring out. He may be dead, or wishes he were. No one has suffered as much as him.

Thanks to the latest episode of @whatatimepod.bsky.social I have been periodically thinking about this image today and bursting into laughter

Imagine if NYTimes journalists were being routinely massacred by a foreign state and competing media outlets responded by explaining that the Times is a mouthpiece for imperialism and propaganda arm of the US and Israeli governments such that murdering its workers was defensible.

So much about our current national situation is explained by the fact that a substantial proportion of Americans truly believe that “feeling somewhat uncomfortable” is the same as being the victim of an actual crime

hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER: We’re closing down the X-files again.

MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth!

SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named “Big Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.

Five more Palestinians have died from starvation in Gaza, due to Israel’s restrictions on aid, bringing the total to 217 since the war began, including 100 children, according to the Palestinian Ministry of Health.

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Between a "No Other Land" crew mate filming himself being killed by a settler, to a journalist being killed by airstrikes he was covering minutes earlier, I'm not sure how much more televised Israel's genocide can be

He dgi either

Fan holding a sign, but under herself so some words are obscured by a woman in front of her. It appears to say "at least I don't question my morality as an AEW fan"

Just started last night's Collision, please tell me there's a better shot of this perfect sign in the crowd at some point in the show

'Freakier Friday' Is Humiliating to Everyone Involved And it's just the latest in a heap of summer sequels and remakes that seem to exist to turn audiences into nostalgia zombies.

Only a great critic can go into a movie as drecky as FREAKIER FRIDAY and emerge with a review as expansive, considered, and thoughtful — not just about the movie, but about the industry that produced it — as the incomparable @szacharek.bsky.social does here: time.com/7308212/frea...

Frame from Rambo with text "This film is dedicated to the brave farmer's market stands of Martha's Vineyard"

There is no policy arena in which Democrats have a unified belief that can be communicated to voters. Not on a $15 minimum wage, not on universal healthcare, not on student loan debt, etc. Even as some are signing onto legislation to ban weapons to Israel, another group is on an AIPAC sponsored tour

look I’m all for structural analysis but a good 80% of current events feels like they can be summed up with “oh brother this guy stinks”

Why A Bunch Of Real Dicks Keep Throwing Fake Ones | Defector Every misogynist joke poses a question to its female audience: Can you laugh along? Will you be chill or are you going to make a big deal out of this? Are you going to be a bitch about it? Arriving in...

I find the dildo thing pretty appalling so I wrote a bit about why

I did the same thing and didn't even intend to...it was simply too good to put down imo