michelle

a young boy is sitting in front of a computer screen . ALT: a young boy is sitting in front of a computer screen .

like imagine going in front of Harvard grad school professors and trying to teach them something I FEEL LIKE I BLACK OUT EVERY TIME but I come back with good feedback about how I deliver things clearly / concisely / come up with intelligent solutions and I’m like

o m g
i’ve never felt so simultaneously bad / challenged / unprepared for a job as I feel empowered, excited, and applauded for the work I’m doing. it’s so weird! I think I’m bad at what I’m doing as I do it but people seem to think I’m smart & capable and keep trusting me to do things!

the way I have that song & its associated meme BAKED into my neural network that I can recall it faster than my wifi password is CRAZYYYYY

Me seeing someone I know IRL on TV

YTKV 😤

me hearing that jet2 holiday commercial music on tonight’s episode of Love Island

Love Island more like BEEF Island everyone is so fking shady & mad at each other

saaame i lowkey started hate watching it at this point because everyone’s choices are so absurd 😵‍💫

One begins to wonder if putting the dumbest motherfucker ever to live in charge was a mistake.

nothing like a lil 3-4 am crash out while a light flickers on all night & my mom keeps me up w her snoring (love her tho she’s forgiven ❤️)

omgggg The Materialists is directed by Celine Song (of Past Lives) no wonder i’ve been so keen to watch it!!! yearning returns to the big screen 🥹

!!!!! ok im on ep 4 so i gotta catch up but that succkkssss

IKRRRR found myself rooting for approx 0 of them (MAYBE ace)

yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city

good thing i booked therapy for the week after i get back. i rly need it, i fear 😬

but if a friendship has to crumble over this, then crumble it will. 🥀

ooooo my inner people pleaser is weeping rn i hate being on ppls bad sides

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

"Women telling us how to successfully socialize with them by having standards is the real problem."

Jesus fuck the bar is so low to get a girl. And yet. And yet.

While on a date, a Magnifying Glass tells a Book “See? When you open up, I can learn all about you.” In the second and last panel, we see the book walking away in distress, one of her pages unintentionally burned by refracted light

i just made chili & i think it cured my sore throat :3

I think I have the same lil sofa as they do on Smosh reddit stories :3

a real turning point in my life was my 11th grade honors english teacher making us practice an exercise of counting how many advertisements we encountered on the way to school on a given morning. when I counted upward of 20 I got scared & that fear hasn’t gone away lol

4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy is attending an interview with the chief exec and CEO of a company. CEO: “Our company does not adhere to DEI hiring practices Panel 2: CEO continues: “We believe in hiring based strictly on qualifications” Panel 3: Pink Guy interjects and says “Actually, DEI is about addressing a systemic imbalance in- CHIEF EXEC butts in: HEY Panel 4: CHIEF EXEC: Don’t talk back to my dad

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

omg why am i always besties w my coworkers 🥹

thank you sm megs!!! 🥹💖 I was gonna redye it but i think i like the seafoam vibe too 🥰

stars*** ⭐️

but i get it 🤭 i love me rn

3 guys looking at me with dtars in their eyes rn and i could not be less phased 🙂‍↕️🫠