Mason Bee Pottery

I am so jelly

I was in Giant a while back and heard a Christian worship rendition of “Found” from the musical Dear Evan Hansen and I had the most visceral reaction—mostly because the deep misunderstanding of the source material and its basis on lying through your ass about a dead guy in order to gain… wait.

You’re one of the daily 10,000!

I don’t know what this is about, but it sounds like they should kiss

I mean, you did in fact dare to eat a peach

This one was excellent and I feel like his third book, The Fury, was twice as good. He has a gift for what makes unreliable narrators real.

One of mine is apparently HOMOSEX and I sure hope it does

Wishing everyone a surprisingly slightly better experience with their troublesome relatives for holidays this year ✨❤️

It's time to accept it: by comparison you're not that awful

The words make more sense now

Bestie are you having a stroke rn

Alright #exmo sky, rage with me—my jack Mormon dad who has met my daughter like once decided that this year for her 10th bday he’s getting her a nice CTR ring and did not consult me on it first. Folks, we haven’t been to church in years and my kid hates the church because they’re anti-LGBTQ.

I interviewed for a kiln technician position at a massive art education nonprofit and I actually got it?? This is crazy 🥹😭

Like aside from getting paid I get more training, knowledge, resources, etc. Damn, life is wild. I never thought I would grow up to be proud of myself.

Well, not exactly, but I was a baby of a certain age

This baby is like the same age as me in that year

I personally prefer the pink stripe original because the basic rainbow feels commodified, but the progress pride flag, esp with the intersex inclusion, feels right for community

Somebody please make a terrible mashup of “Wood” with “The Impression That I Get” by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones

I think the terrible dick puns need a side of catchy existential crisis to make it better.

I also really agree with this!! She also has historically made banger happy love songs. Lowkey “Honey” is pretty cute and I like her sentiment, just a little musically boring.

It’s even worse when that whole area is either numb or nonexistent and SOMEHOW IT STILL ITCHES LIKE HOW

THANK YOU FOR THIS

I was hearing the interpolation and it was driving me crazy and this was exactly it.

Too much money to balance the humours properly

My god—I had very little sleep and knowing that A,A! Is an antebellum novel I like genuinely believed the second line and had to go look it up just now to be double sure.

Honestly the most surprising thing for Faulkner would be him ever writing a sentence that short, let alone the second one.

I do love that the whole thing is just two sentences

What the hell 🫂

Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil by VE Schwab is a perfect vampire novel made more perfect by toxic lesbian drama send skeet

I will!! Side note, the Ash+Chess Queer Tarot is my current favorite, tho.

I found a couple really pretty ones recently at a store across from my workplace in Frederick 👀

You know what I am Tilde Kitsch

Oh my god I hadn’t even started my faith crisis in earnest yet, let alone pondered gender

Yesterday you told us if we were getting raptured or not—you were totally right, much appreciated—does that mean today you’re going to divine our genders for us?