just me

I threw the sandwich
But I did not throw no side of fries

A fable for our times.

Never trust a superpower.

"BREAKING NEWS: TIny Rock Falls From Sky, Claims To Be Older Than Dirt. Dirt Says Nuh-Uh"

"Andrew Cuomo lives in an $8,200-a-month NYC rental -- inside the swanky digs with retro arcade, dog spa"

Relatable everyman Andrew Cuomo and his dog spa

There's a billion things wrong here, but one of them is that Andrew Cuomo is so rich he thinks unhoused people can afford a $2300 a month apartment

"Pursuing Pierogis - The Alan Dershowitz Story" ... hmmm.

So the things that stick in our minds are the things that stick out in sticky situations?

"Bloat like a butter pie, stink like a bean" - Andrew Cuomo

Never grow up! #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected...

Yet another helpful explainer to counter the ignorant disinformation spouted by the unqualified extremist who is currently destroying the HHS

Sections 9 and 10 of Article 1 of the US Constitution are missing from the United States official website.

Article 9 says Habeas Corpus (prohibiting government abductions) can’t be suspended, and prohibits emoluments (bribes).

constitution.congress.gov/constitution...

Indian News Anchor Epically Drags Trump For Demanding He Win The Nobel Peace Prize A master class 🔥

Now this is a master class 🔥

People want health care, food, housing, and good jobs.

They also want their flights to take off and land safely — and to not be nickel and dimed by airlines.

Priorities.

Up On The Roof

🎶When my poll numbers start getting me down
And reality is just too much for me to face
I'm pulled right up to the top of the stairs
To get away from my splintering base

On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there, mean facts below can't bother me🎶

(Apologies to Gerry Goffin)

You are doing the correct thing.

gotta power those "alien" spacecraft somehow, right? Donnie needs a UFO report ASAP.

almost?!?

Inner Hive member Brien Marshall sent me this 1974 Peanuts comic, for some reason. #Qnuts

Smithsonian says it will restore Trump impeachment exhibits in ‘coming weeks’ Museum denies Trump pressured it to remove references amid concerns that history was being whitewashed

Wait until Trump hears they didn’t obey. I think we should take this a step further and tell him Americans have decided to rename the museum the “Jack Smithsonian.” 😉

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Cutting Out the Middleman SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING YOU DO NOW, THERE'S SOME TECH BRO TRYING TO GET INVOLVED. Tech bro: HEL-LO! I CAN HELP YOU WRITE THAT LETTER! AND THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. CARS REPORT EVERYTHING YOU DO Phone showing DoorDump app - FOOD DELIVERED THROUGH APP Amazon Echo device - BIG BEZOS IS LISTENING MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMEN. HANDWRITTEN LETTERS PRINT MEDIA - Newspaper called The Actually Edited News FLIP PHONES PRE-COMPUTERIZED CARS THEY WOULDN'T LIKE IT. Tech bro: HEY, I'LL DRAW CARTOONS FOR YOU, MAKE DECISIONS, PRETEND I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND--ANYTHING YOU WANT! Woman listening to Sony WALKMAN: AH, PEACE AT LAST. ©2025 Jen Sorensen - Be a subscriber! jensorensen.com/subscribe

A recent comic reflecting thoughts I've been having lately about out-of-control data harvesting and a growing surveillance state.

Title: Doubts cast on another beloved inspirational tale Panel 1 Our investigations team has learned that the names "Jack" and "Jill" were invented to conceal a less than salubrious past. (image of smiling Jack and Jill with a bucket) Panel 2 The pair claim to have climbed a hill to "fetch a pail of water" but we found a number of water sources much closer to their cottage. (image of a water pump, atwo fountains and a drinking trough) Panel 3 (image of a book with the title "WELL: a memoir" by Jill) Jill now concedes that her account of Jack's fall and her own "Tumbling After" was intended to convey feelings, not "Cold facts". Panel 4 Multiple medical experts expressed Surprise that a broken crown was successfully treated with "Vinegar and brown paper. (Image of Jack with is head wrapped in brown paper beside an xray of his damaged skull).

My cartoon for this weekend’s @theguardian.com books.

Been there, done that, wife laughed.

"Let them eat cake somewhere else. Peasants."

The master speaks...

"Grok smart! Grok live everywhere! Grok not die because of puny human lives!" - Elon Musk from a bunker on Mars

Riffing on horror movies you've seen and Stephen King novels you've read, probably.

I don't think we spend enough time being grateful that hummingbirds didn't evolve to drink blood.