first name lexi

need to up my lexapro because I can’t last 30 seconds without bawling my eyes out listening to No One Mourns the Wicked

where am I supposed to get my lobotomy now..

how is “unserious” not the word of the century at this point

I’m convinced the movie Something Borrowed is about Ginnifer Goodwin’s character from He’s Just Not That Into You experiencing a fugue state

Miss Stoney Baloney USA

Buffalo Exchange could never

thinking about Wheels Ontario again

just discovered the holy grail aka a guy with less than 2k followers on Tik tok whose niche is looking hot while whipping a yo-yo

thank you for criterion channeling me

men just be from Boston all of sudden

this is literally my morning manifestation

me flirting: you give me Aquarius vibes..

Romy and Michelle graduated top of their class at Shiz University

a group of people are standing in a crowd looking up at something . ALT: a group of people are standing in a crowd looking up at something .

let’s go down to the mf ozdust ballroom

woke up thinking it was Friday

reaching for my second diet Dr Pepper of the day

My favorite part in Wicked was when people laughed at Elphaba’s hat while someone wearing a fedora stood 4 feet away from her

my delulu levels are low but not zero (I believe in jewelry with mystic powers)

30 minutes early for a sketch comedy show in midtown

so turns out day drinking cannot be a plot line I endure ever again

watching college football in public..

ain’t no way he won…

splitting custody between Bluesky and that other site

was this set in megalopolis

Regal 👏🏽 AMC 👏🏽 another AMC👏🏽 Metrograph 👏🏽 Angelika

thought my roommate was watching Kenneth Lonergan’s Margaret but it was just his Nintendo alarm clock

How I Slack and Bluesky all day

juror #2 sequel announcement when

where I’m posting to blue sky from

how it feels to have AMC A-List in suburbia