apparently what i was experiencing for the last 2 days was an "ice pick headache". and i swear as soon as i googled it, it stopped lmao
11.01.2026 02:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jmurf.bsky.social
@jmurffff on twitter but trying to use this app more
apparently what i was experiencing for the last 2 days was an "ice pick headache". and i swear as soon as i googled it, it stopped lmao
11.01.2026 02:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0googled my medical symptom and instead of convincing me i was dying, i actually stopped experiencing it after i googled it ??? this has never happened to anyone before
11.01.2026 02:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lake forever, problems for now
10.01.2026 23:53 β π 33 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0the boomer urge to take 10000 million photos and videos at literally any museum. worse than encountering gen z content creators in the wild i swear
10.01.2026 21:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no where do i see the starter packs lol
10.01.2026 14:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i'm trying to use this app more since twitter is evil but my feed is sooo boring here πππ
10.01.2026 14:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hi friend!!!!!
10.01.2026 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How many women have died with βfucking bitchβ ringing in their ears? Donβt let the misogyny get erased here
10.01.2026 05:21 β π 6666 π 1801 π¬ 52 π 48why doesn't the dunkin' donuts at midway sell small iced coffees. like i do not have time to drink a medium or large NOR do i want to before i get on a flight
10.01.2026 11:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who is even on this app that i can't follow like im trying to use it more but its so boring omg there's nothing in my feed
10.01.2026 03:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bitch is a slur btw
10.01.2026 03:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wonder if the murder of Renee Good will finally convince more people that no, really, misogyny is an absolutely preeminent and crucial feature of authoritarian regimes (a grim reality that is still somehow way too under-recognized)
09.01.2026 22:05 β π 191 π 52 π¬ 4 π 1the ICE officer calling a woman he just murdered a βfucking bitchβ is visceral, but imo the most material new information in the latest video is that she very clearly turns the wheel away from the officer right before it happens
09.01.2026 19:15 β π 7697 π 1377 π¬ 103 π 47this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
08.01.2026 14:33 β π 11740 π 2923 π¬ 36 π 17I would like Heated Rivalry esque romance show but about the Hot Mayors
08.01.2026 16:01 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0omg this is the best news!!! thank you so much for the reply!!
05.01.2026 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A screenshot of an IG ad showing a dude in front of a Bulgarian flag, the caption says βlearn cyber bullying in Bulgarian online 4 weeksβ
Hell yeah brother
03.01.2026 18:53 β π 523 π 146 π¬ 11 π 3Anti-war march in NYC, organized overnight. Happening right now, 8th Ave.
People care.
noooo the milwaukee discourse coffee residency in chicago ended ππ im gonna have to go to wisconsin now if i want a weird little latte
02.01.2026 19:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Avocado toast fixed me this morning. Not beating the Millennial allegations.
02.01.2026 15:20 β π 43 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Bernie Sanders bursting out laughing as Eric Adams seethes at Zohran Mamdaniβs inauguration
Obsessed with this juxtaposition
02.01.2026 00:43 β π 8491 π 1109 π¬ 72 π 99whenever i'm having a bad it's like well at least im having a bad day in chicago. like omg imagine having a bad day in some random ohio town
08.11.2025 04:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i actually retired from medicine to be a mormon mother & tiktoker!!
08.09.2025 01:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0haha yes, thank you ππ it will haunt me forever i think
06.09.2025 23:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my digital footprint is amazing
06.09.2025 04:23 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0hahahahaha
06.09.2025 04:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0don't worry i was joking!!!
06.09.2025 04:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hahahahaha yes tbt
06.09.2025 04:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0