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Matt Van

@mattvan.bsky.social

Elf shot lame witch

27 Followers  |  38 Following  |  12 Posts  |  Joined: 13.10.2024  |  1.7284

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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

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He’s really, really, really means it this time. Sounds like a double secret probation situation.

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Finally some good news!!!

22.01.2025 09:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Derek Jendza knows.

22.01.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is gold.

21.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 41060    🔁 7869    💬 906    📌 477
Earth Explodes

Earth Explodes

Earth Explodes
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20.01.2025 23:00 — 👍 29555    🔁 3556    💬 1060    📌 597

Donald Trump will be indoors for the inauguration with his billionaire pals. His core supporters will be left outside in the cold.

Think about that.

20.01.2025 11:55 — 👍 16566    🔁 1793    💬 909    📌 114
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Yes

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Castle Aaaaarrrrrggghhhh

01.12.2024 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DaVinci was the first to make fun of the rock and roll point.

19.11.2024 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never heard of them

17.11.2024 06:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Fall Of Pax Americana

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