lando sike

I will never let you go. You’re stuck with me forever

Delicious 😻❤

naa this is fire brotha 🫡

Shrimp pesto spaghetti on a white bowl

I have this really bad habit of taking the worst possible pictures of my food ever
Shrimp & Pesto

Close up of a Siamese cat sitting atop a newspaper. In the background, a light colored tabby is making an entrance into the frame.

The newcomer photobombing Sweet Silly Willie Blueberry McBurns, who’s just trying to enjoy his morning ritual of keeping me from reading the newspaper

reminds me of this. wkw knows the answer im telling you,, he gotta stop gatekeeping

always chuckle when im at helsinki airport 😭 flygpatsen

European languages are not real

ravens are so cool its insane,,, beautiful creatures

Ravens are so smart, I want to raise a pet raven

it's crazy to be like "most users don't use the site enough to run into the rate limit." like yeah but the ones who *do* use the site that much are the same people generating all the content on it which is why those other users go there in the first place.

thinking a lot about this reply i got

food $0
rent $0
employees $0
lawsuits $99990000000000
servers $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my twitter is dying

Power Outage Forces Father To Chug All Milk In Fridge While Rest Of Family Watches CLEVELAND—A loss of electrical power following a severe storm in the metropolitan area reportedly forced local father Allen Hardy to chug all the milk in the fridge Friday while the rest of the fami...

According to sources, a 48-year-old father was seen standing in front of the fridge holding the two half-gallon containers high in the air, his head tilted back as the confluence of 2% reduced-fat milk cascaded into his open mouth.

love this smothie

grtting a smothie..

this shit looks SO GOOD

Lol

heyyyyyy ☝️😼🇧🇦

i wish we had a 15 70 theater in the netherlands 😭😭 gotta walk to PRAGUE to see barbie the way nolan intended

cant wait for oppenheimer . 70mm imax CRAZY

what up blue sky

shout out to göreme kombi böreklik

I hope Zuckerberg kills him