Gritty Rocketman

Everybody keep shoveling money into GPUs or China will win!

sun ))) @revhowardarson none of these reactionaries understand that the last time they made liberal democracy upset, effete Berkeley liberals (followed by communists) invented a way to drop the sun on an entire city

As a wise man once said

'liberals will just roll over and die because their principles say that they have to surrender.' hey why are they rolling that big cigar cutter out in front of the white house

Person reading a comically thick book that must be several feet thick.

Me looking up the different types of mana in a Paradox game (they have to ship a new one of these every DLC release when they add an extra type of mana)

kids are loving the latest trend but parents, worry about dangers. we talked to three cool varsity jocks and one pencil neck dad to find out who's right, and who a old ass nerd. but first, Murderer on the loose? our mayor pledged to make halloween scary again. but some locals fear being murdered

I told him that I was born in Russia and was a writer. He showed me a list he’d written of his favourite desserts in the city. It was a sober hobby he’d started during the pandemic, going to restaurants by himself, sampling sweets. He made a lot of lists, he said, most of them food-related. I asked what other kinds he made. “Lists of lies liberal white women tell about Donald Trump,” he replied. Suddenly, his leg was shaking. He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.” He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.

A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...

This might be the most amazing post-photo combination I've seen related to NFTs. Preserve it in amber, so future generations understand what rich and stupid looks like in the early 22st century.

if i use harsh language to complain about you, a leech and a worm who should never touch my life and rots the joy of humanity, i get banned! every lungful of air you pickpocket from the world is another tiny tragedy

you are not innovating and disrupting and nobody likes you or thinks you are clever!!! you live in a harem of fart sommeliers and you shit up my life to jack off your ego!!! why can’t i choose to be free of your influence??? fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!

these fucking suits sneak it in, day by day, to earn another buck because we can’t kick them in the dick and say fuck off!!! fuck off!!! you are being a prick and anti social behaviour should anti social outcomes!!! every wound you inflict should be one received!! fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

update: fuck

This is a fascinating pivot from trump 1, where dick wolf actually canned an episode of SVU about the Access Hollywood video (rich man running for governor of New York is outed as a rapist was the plot, I think).

So what changed this go around for him to say "yeah fuck it run the episode".

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

Did he increase the ad price from 75k to 75 mil just because it sounds more validating for him to be this mad about a more expensive ad?

WOKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO BE WOKE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX.

IF THE WORDS THEY/THEM WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE WOKE I FEEL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. WOKE. WOKE.

Command and Conquer 3 ass reality

"It would mean, finally, recognizing that what the West is mourning is not merely geopolitical primacy but epistemic authority — the right to define what counts as rational, modern, or progressive. This is a far more profound loss than the shift in economic power"

Beatrice Lillie and the timeless art of seduction

When I say the MAGA movement is post-truth, this is the sort of thing I mean. Push blatant lies in advance of an event, see overwhelming evidence that the lies were false, know that others saw it too, but plow ahead with the same lies, opposed to the notion that living in factual reality matters.

YouTube video by KommandoStore Help! My Anime Dreamgirl is an ALTIUS 600M Loitering Munition

watch this and fucking expire

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZQ1...

this is what it's like being cursed with forbidden knowledge in a lovecraft novel

I don't know how so many people made it to adulthood, let alone positions of power, without learning the lesson that you can't force people to like you.

Feds have got until midnight tonight to take down the fence in front of the Broadview ICE facility, per a recent ruling from district judge LaShonda Hunt.

wow guys I am starting to think tariffs are not useful tools to force down China's trade surplus

Seeing dudes try to step to the menswear guy makes me understand better the mentality of the regular Street Punks who keep hassling Kiryu in Act 3 of every Yakuza game when hes got all the abilities unlocked

Let’s be honest. We’ve all fantasized about telling someone to contemplate their failings on the tree of woe at least once.

>disrespecting Cadia’s total commitment to the guard

Absolutely absurd amounts of fake fan