TJ Johnson

All of this ☝🏾

Going Christmas Shopping!
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#blacksky

When feeling beachy…Go to the beach 🏖️ #Aloha

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When you fit the profile don’t know what happened and have to live with the consequences…

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Damn what we do???

Hawaiian vibes

Happy Thanksgiving, Chicken Head!!
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#Martin #addtoblacksky #blacksky

Thank you, appreciate it!!

Greatful for another year around the sun 🙏🏾🙏🏾 Chapter 42.
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#blacksky #addtoblacksky

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Oh my lol

Cut sugar to #loseweight but you can’t say theirs no alternatives! What I found at my local #Safeway
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#sweettooth #dietandexercise #transformation #diabetic #diabetes #addtoblacksky #alternatives

Consistency, snow sleet or rain. Today the #DMV had all 3 #noexcuses

Steak and Seafood Skillet with Garlic Parmesan Cream Sauce 🍤🧄 A rich and luxurious surf-and-turf delight for special occasions or indulgent weeknight dinners! Ingredients: For the protein: 300g beef tenderloin or sirloin, cut into bite-sized pieces 300g large shrimp, peeled and deveined 2 tbsp olive oil Salt and pepper, to taste For the garlic Parmesan cream sauce: 2 tbsp unsalted butter 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 cup heavy cream 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1/2 tsp Italian seasoning Salt and pepper, to taste 1 tbsp chopped parsley (for garnish) Instructions: 1️⃣ Cook the steak: Heat 1 tbsp olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Season the steak pieces with salt and pepper. Sear the steak on each side for about 2-3 minutes until browned and medium-rare. Remove and set aside. 2️⃣ Cook the shrimp: In the same skillet, add another 1 tbsp olive oil. Season the shrimp with salt and pepper. Cook for 2 minutes on each side until pink and slightly golden. Remove and set aside with the steak. 3️⃣ Make the garlic Parmesan cream sauce: Lower the heat to medium and melt the butter in the skillet. Add the minced garlic and sauté until fragrant, about 1 minute. Stir in the heavy cream and bring to a simmer. Add the Parmesan cheese and Italian seasoning, stirring until the sauce thickens (about 3-4 minutes). Season with salt and pepper to taste. 4️⃣ Combine and finish: Return the steak and shrimp to the skillet, tossing to coat them in the creamy sauce. Simmer for 2 minutes to allow the flavors to meld. 5️⃣ Serve: Garnish with freshly chopped parsley and serve hot. This dish pairs beautifully with wild rice or brown rice or double veggies Prep Time: 10 mins | Cook Time: 20 mins | Total Time: 30 mins Calories per serving: ~540 | Protein: ~45g 📷: Yummy Cakes - FB

Surf & Turf Skillet w/ Garlic Parmesan Cream Sauce

That’s definitely a pass on both oysters or deviled eggs. Lol

What does “hold up a spoon” mean to not get cat fished?? I’m jih lost on that one…

Hey look the way life be life’n sometimes I get it!
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#addtoblacksky #comedy #funny #funnyaf #jokes

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Snow in the #DMV already?? 🤯

“Someone please call 911” 🎶👀🤢
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#Foodies #Comedy #addtoblacksky

Quote this with a mirror pic 📸

A straight up mind fck

I got 18, and i’m not southern but the fam sure is!! How many you got??

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Jo!! 😂😂
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#addtoblacksky #comedy #thanksgivingfunny #blackcomedy

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No legit they 💣

Much respect on your hustle bro, Keep up the great work! 👊🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾