Jory

I wish I could adequately describe the absolute, skin-crawling, chill-inducing revulsion I feel when anyone says “did her big one.”

Ultimate souvenir

Elsa Lanchester in Mary Poppins

Elsa Lanchester as The Bearded Lady

Elsa Lanchester in a comic outfit that I can't identify but looks to me like 1920s burlesque

Elsa Lanchester as The Bride

Anyone can say they're versatile but are they Elsa Lanchester versatile???

Oh my god the Tru Lip one 😍

And also Nicole Kidman somehow?

Rereading Pride & Prejudice for the first time in 20 years and JESUS Austen writes Lydia as EXQUISITELY slappable. Jenna Malone played her perfectly.

Me trying to get a jacket off or on in my little plane seat without getting up

K? S? M? Irish butter. B is margarine.

I don’t know how to articulate this better but “b” “p” are “d” are like… bargain bin letters. They just don’t feel premium.

The Born this Way wedding march DOES lend certain flight attendants a little extra grace.

A nun just cut me off in a McDonalds drive thru

I also just think it sucks that like, mining your shitty personal tragedies for geegaws to lay on a sidewalk blanket sale, begging any passersby for attention or comment is such a… normal, profitable, reliable strategy for an album release. None of this is my business!!

This whole Lily Allen album is like… wow hetero relationships are so boring.

An image of Mawaan Rizwan recording the Dish podcast with perfect brows, burn-your-thighs stubble, bleached hair and a fuckboy smirk on his face.

Mawaan Rizwan is… so fucking hot it makes me want to huck my phone through a window.

Why… can I only read this in Ayo Edibiri’s li’l bisexual boy from SNL voice?

The legend, the moment, the descendant of an anti-royalist MP beheaded on suspicion of conspiracy to commit regicide… now come on now

🌼🌼🌼

I… desperately need someone to do something investigative into the ATT Business podcast ad that seems to be implying that physical goods can be moved from point A to B over their 5G data network? Like… did a human write this? Which one?

Wtf I literally just watched her Who Do you Think You Are? not two hours ago

Same boat - she’s my #11 most listened artist but went cold turkey after the first blip. It’s SUCH a bummer, and a betrayal.

The scene in the birdcage when Albert comes in wearing the suit breaks my heart and makes me so, so angry.

Just watched Caleb Hearon’s stand up special, love him, big fan, etc. But JESUS there’s a part in there that totally clotheslined me and I BURST into tears.

Pink Mince #16 — Letrasex

Pink Mince #19 — Black & Brass

Pink Maxi #3 — AA Bronson at Home

Pink Maxi #2 — Index

I’ve been plugging away for years at my little zines and fonts and such, because I would honestly go nuts if I didn’t have creative outlets, but as the years go by I also feel strongly that telling queer stories and making queer art — even nerdy stuff like mine — is radical and important and real.

Fully sampler platter. “Oh I love this bridge!”

If you’re playing a playlist with a run of any of the girlies (Charli, Kim, Kesha, Ashnikko, Shygirl, Cobrah) they should just a do yellow-text, vertical crawl as the visualizer cuz it REALLY gives “Now! That’s what I call slutpop” commercial

Love Apple’s automix’s brave commitment to blending out the first minute and half of a 2:30 long minute song.

Angel literally same

In memoriam...

Reading this skeet in Brittany Murphy’s voice

Building a Mystery is still 1000% that bitch