If anything she isnโt wearing enough hair or makeup
14.02.2026 20:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@jory.bsky.social
Product Designer hustling for dollars. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
If anything she isnโt wearing enough hair or makeup
14.02.2026 20:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Again just pitching this into the ether: let the queens temp at the oppenheim group, see if anyone notices. Myki looks like sheโs off to a brokersโ open on a Wednesday night!
14.02.2026 19:25 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Is she a baddie or does she just have tight hip flexors and APT? (Iโm she)
10.02.2026 06:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just finished Southland Tales AMA
08.02.2026 06:37 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I guess if thatโs what it takes
06.02.2026 04:55 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Omgggg
01.02.2026 16:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A year with my sweet boy. I canโt imagine life without him.
01.02.2026 07:37 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0MacroFactor is pretty chill
31.01.2026 16:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A meme image from Sex and the City: a woman in a sleeveless purple dress stands in front of a floor-to-ceiling window with a nighttime city skyline behind her. She leans forward with her arms thrown wide and her mouth open as if shouting. Bold yellow text over the image reads, โNo one plays guitars anymore! Whatever happened to riffs?!โ
Me listening to Janeโs Addiction as loud as it will go on my way home:
29.01.2026 06:34 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A screenshot of a music app section titled โSuggested Songsโ with the subtitle โPreview and add to playlist.โ The list shows five tracksโโPush โEm Upโ by Boys Noize, โDiscoโ by Sextile, โHamโ by Mr. Oizo, โConfessโ by Phase Fatale & Silent Servant, and โโฆBaby One More Timeโ by Britney Spearsโeach with album art on the left and a red plus button on the right to add the song.
A screenshot of a music playlist showing a vertical list of tracks with album art on the left and three-dot menus on the right. Visible songs include โMiami Showdownโ by Digitalism, โKick It Outโ by Panther Modern, โLotusโ and โForest Fireโ by Idoru, โNitroโ by Sian, โWestern Unionโ by Panthera, โDiplomaticoโ by Damon Jee, and โDistort Meโ by Boys Noize. At the bottom is a tile labeled โAdd Musicโ with a red plus icon.
More brilliant machine learning recommendations from Apple Music, the most braindead music product in the whole wide world
28.01.2026 19:16 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hmmm much potential
28.01.2026 03:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A couple jobs ago I put together a couple playlists for when Iโm heads down in focus work. A het product manager who I fucking hate started following them and I see him listening all the time. Anyway the other day I changed the playlist art to images from YBDTโs Chapter10 performances.
26.01.2026 05:36 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And with thatโฆ 20 years after dropping out, I have finished paying off my student loans.
25.01.2026 23:01 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Get it together Gmail, this isnโt cute
24.01.2026 17:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And a frosty for dipping the fries in
23.01.2026 02:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well, check your email while sucking dick and cock, doy
22.01.2026 02:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0But plz buy me the $300 6lb block of Jet at that store I like in Pasadena plz
21.01.2026 04:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pro-tip if you copped cream canvas pants from P&Co in the past year or so, the cream canvas in JW Andersonโs collab with Uniqlo is a thread for thread match.
20.01.2026 01:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Beginning to think literally no one on Drag Race understands that Jane Donโtโs name is a play on Jane Doe.
19.01.2026 07:29 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโฆ just donโt get it.
19.01.2026 00:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wait. I didnโt know there were other haters.
18.01.2026 03:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A coyote walks cautiously along a dirt path in Elysian Park, its head lowered and ears alert, surrounded by dense green foliage and sunlit leaves.
A coyote strides through tall grass beside a paved edge in Elysian Park, mouth slightly open and tongue visible, with late-afternoon light catching its fur and the surrounding brush.
Hungry boys
17.01.2026 17:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tatyana Ali stands smiling in a crowded room on the set of Abbott Elementary, forming a heart shape with her hands while reacting to the audience around her. She wears a black embellished blazer, and a man behind her records the moment on his phone as others sit and watch.
Everyday since starting at the gym again I wake up thinking about Tatyana Ali, because everyday since starting at the gym again I wake up sore-er
14.01.2026 18:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Once I get my mise en place set out itโs over for you hoes.
13.01.2026 07:24 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Octavia Spencer being billed as โBig Customerโ in Beautyshop is criminal
12.01.2026 05:34 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Makisupa always does cute drawings on the cup when i bring Nonny
11.01.2026 20:10 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If you see this, post an archer
11.01.2026 19:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Some figure drawing efforts of late
10.01.2026 19:16 โ ๐ 45 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0But I feel you - feels a ghoulish to be a tourist in a crisis
10.01.2026 01:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If Iโm assuming a board of tourism thatโs talking to their general govt, I can see where the strategy could be โwe need, more than ever, for the broader world to have a first hand relationship with us rather than letting us be a remote, โno-manโs landโ in their imaginations.โ
10.01.2026 00:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0