kiwi🐛 IS TIRED 🫠

i ain’t even heard of some of these, they finna snatch my black card back so quick 💀

this did NOT make my day better 💀

dawg ppl keep coming in i just unlocked a secret level I WANNA PLAY IT

chat do we think driving gloves with no car is a Good Manifestation or a Bad Investment (money could go towards buying a car)

danielle ^_^ (@zamu_2) on twitter posted lamp post graffiti: "Girls Will Be Boys, Boys Will Be Girls, Fascists will [heart] be shot [heart]"

"My Sweet Horse In The Meadow" glue sticks. Presumably made from the horses printed on the sticks.

TEEN TITANS!!!!!!!

raven x beast boy is the only straight ship i’m invested in, i need the show to come back so we can make it CANON!! I NEED MORE FANFICTION FUEL

shego from kim possible 🫣

spongebob— *gunshots*

no but fr, maybe it’s bc growing up my mom wouldn’t allow me to watch it, or maybe bc spongebob is ANNOYING ASF. either way i have no nostalgia for it and i fear i just missed out 😔

picture of me holding a 3Ds in front of my work computer. i am playing Pokémon Picross

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, so i fuck around on company time

tryna play pokémon picross on the 3Ds and i ran out of “energy” and have to wait like 2 hrs for it to refill. it feel like when i was 12 and ur mom sees u playing on a screen too long and she tells u to “do something else”

my gf is working so she’s too busy to talk to me and tbh i think that’s homophobic. capitalism is so homophobic it’s forcing my gf to work so hard she doesn’t have time to talk to me. i’m sick of it, we gotta start lobbying or something idk

be who you are, shayy!! u should be comfy in whatever clothes you want’

cute edit of hello kitty on a cloud with a rainbow in the background with the text “i need to shut up but i won’t”

fun fact if u chop his throat while hes taking a bong hit u can make his body take a screenshot

i do NOT want to hear about seth rogan when i’m tryna get high!!!!!

the palm-colored normies are eating this up and i’m so pissed bc she is not a “showgirl” she is a pop princess. a tired one at that.

undertale has made it to The Louvre, i’m so proud <3

to know these albums is to know me:

Welcome to the Black Parade x My Chemical Romance

From Under the Cork Tree x Fall Out Boy

The Family Jewels x Marina and the Diamonds

Greatest Hits I, II, & III x Queen

and Allie X’s entire discography <3

INSIDE OF YOU ARE TWO DIPSHITS

spamton (deltarune) looking straight at the camera

the WHAT

photo of 3ds showing a battle between a fennekin and a pikachu in pokémon x

playing pokémon x rn and this girl just threw out a pikachu but i thought pika was ash’s pokémon so????

like why is pikachu in the woods he don’t fit in :(

the fact that he JUST called destiny out for being a predator and now this is happening 💀

YOU ROCK MY WORLD

even tho rock with you is a close second

we smoking that ethan klein pack tonight PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE THE END OF HIM !!

1.) blocks & breaking them
2.) 8bit gay farming simulator
3.) control a small child choose whether u save an entire race or kill the entire race, plus it’s alternate-reality sequel
4.) move to an island full of animals, ur the only human, and a raccoon puts you into debt.

tunic! shout out to my gf for introducing me to it :3 @theabsoluterealm.com

minecraft
geometry dash
roblox (i didn’t play it tho)
Five Nights at Freddy’s
flappy bird
angry birds
cut the rope

wii sports! the only game i had for a long time lol

google search results for “habsburg jaw” which is a type of european royalty that were so inbred they all came out with this fucked up jaw/chin

u cannot tell me he ain’t a descendent of these fuckers